Guest Review: Ripple Butt Toy

Ross and His Ripple Get it On

Meet our first-ever guest toy reviewer, Ross. He (along with our female reviewer, Madison) won our "Be a Toy Reviewer" contest, so they're both here to give you the low down on what toys get them off! We'll rotate their columns so you get a fresh perspective, and to give them time to play with their toys! Here's Ross, with his take on the Ripple anal toy.

Time for a pop quiz!


Question: The Ripple is…

a. a sturdy strand of anal beads
b. a knobby dildo
c. my new favorite sex toy
d. all of the above


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If you answered “d”, you're right! Designed for butt sex lovers like me, the Ripple consists of a pliable silicone shaft of graduated spheres and comes in two sizes: small and large. I chose large because, well, I'm a slut that way.


First, I decided to give it a whirl as butt beads. Now, let me say that with anything that goes into your ass, silicone is the best way to go because it cleans up easy and can be sterilized. Also, there are no seams on the Ripple, unlike those cheaper plastic ones that have to be filed down or else you'll tear up your anus (and you think a paper cut hurts!) The first bead on the Ripple is small, so insertion is easy, but they get bigger on down the shaft, the last bead being about twice as big as the first. At around an inch and a half in diameter, the last bead was a bit of a challenge, but once in, the Ripple stayed in place and my hands were free to try other things.


Here's a fun tip! If you have a Wahl electric vibe with the suction cup-like attachment, press it up against the flared base of the Ripple while it's inside you. It totally redefines “deep massage” and is guaranteed to make your eyes roll all the way back in your head.


Of course the only thing more fun than anal beads going in is anal beads coming out, and as I approached the point of no return, I gave the Ripple a tug. The large bead came out right as I climaxed, sending me into such a wonderful orgasmic state that I barely had the wherewithal to keep pulling.


Because the Ripple has a flared base like a dildo, my girlfriend put it in her harness. The sensation of her fucking me slowly while beads popped in and out was amazing and intense. But as she built up speed, I began to feel like the ball return at a busy bowling alley, which isn't as much fun as it sounds. So, she slowed back down, ultimately giving me the kind of bone-shaking orgasm where you leave teeth marks in your pillow.


In short, we loved everything about the Ripple. It's multifunctional, silicone, and very affordable. The only problem you'll have with it is trying to decide how to use it first.