Babeland’s Bipartisan Bunny

April Fool’s!


The Babeland Bipartisan Bunny exists only in our fantasy life. If you enjoyed our joke, please share it with your friends, but don’t spoil our secret!


And remember, no matter what your politics, the most important thing you can do is keep yourself informed of the facts, and above all, vote!


     

And for being such a good sport about mixing politics with pleasure and pranks, we’d like to offer you 20% off any purchase of a Rabbit Vibrator at babeland.com or in our retail stores during the month of April. Just use this code at checkout: “aprilfools”


You can also sign up for our mailing list in case one of our intrepid vendors decides to actually make this toy, you’ll be the first to learn about it!



If you enjoyed our joke, please cut and paste this product description and link with your friends, but don’t spoil our secret!


  • Babeland’s Bipartisan Bunny

  • We all know that Conservatives and Liberals do it differently. Babeland’s Bipartisan Bunny brings you the best of both worlds—this talking vibrator can satisfy the urges of everyone, no matter your political viewpoint. Your vibrator comes with two different modes—red and blue—which are pre-programmed with different sayings: The Blue Mode will get the Liberals hot, the Red Mode will turn-on the Conservatives. Since Independents go both ways, they can try it all and make up their mind in November. Not happy with the Bunny’s sweet promises? No worries, your vibrator also comes with voice-recording capability, so you can program your toy to say the things you want to hear!
  • Here are samples of the Bipartisan Bunny’s favorite sayings:

  • On the Blue Channel:
    “Occupy me.”
    “We can do this together, yes, we can.”
    “A little more to the left, oh yeah, there, that’s it.”
    “Orgasms for all.”
  • On the Red Channel:
    “Drill, baby, drill.”
    “Oh yeah, baby, just like a filibuster.”
    “I’ll make you scream louder than a Fox News talk show host.”
    “A little lower please, and I mean lower than a billionaire’s tax rate.”
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    Bipartisan Bunny sayings, or Buy yours now!