Babeland's Blog

  • Dumbest Idea Ever.

    This condom machine is attached to a breathalyzer, so it only dispenses condoms if your blood alcohol is under the legal limit.

    What!?! Is that going to stop a drunk person from having the sex …

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  • Roe v Wade Anniversary

    One advantage anti-abortion activists have in their fight to control other people’s bodies is that most folks who have had abortions keep their stories private. Few are willing to come …

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  • Epiphora's Womanizer Review

    One of the best toy reviews ever! Not just that the toy is good, but the review is so entertaining and smart.  What a great writer: she manages snarky and sincere at the same time, which …

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  • Worth Next Day Shipping

    You barely have time to read at this moment. I feel you. So I'm keeping it simple with these four special toys that are worth the stress and expense of last minute shopping.

     

    Womanizer …

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  • Gifts That Can’t Miss

    Not sure what to get? Try these in-store customer favorites- chosen by people in the stores who can see them in real life before they buy.

     

    Clit Orgasm all but Guaranteed: Rechargeable …

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  • White Elephant Gifts

    Enliven your office (or family) White Elephant Gift Exchange by throwing something sexy into the mix. These affordable vibes all have entertainment value as well as being great vibes that will …

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  • Fuck Yeah Strap It On!

    Soak your strap on game in the juiciest sexiest gear yet.

     

    Start with the harness. Ramona Harness from Switch is so hot I burned my fingers the first time I touched it, it is that …

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