Soak your strap on game in the juiciest sexiest gear yet.

Start with the harness. Ramona Harness from Switch is so hot I burned my fingers the first time I touched it, it is that sexy. Thick, supple, fragrant with the aroma of quality leather, it feels luxury to the max.

Dildo choice is mostly about size. Mustang ($116) is our most popular size and is a great go-to. If you want a monster dick, Carter ($169) which is posable (that means it can be bent and hold the bend) is among the biggest and the best. If you want jaunty balls, Goodfella ($126) is your guy.

You need lube. Babelaube Natural ($12).

A Bondage Belt ($55) keeps you looking tough while your pants are still on and then with a few deft moves converts into wrist restraints. 

Finish it off with this great feeling, enigmatically sexy T-shirt. All Cats Are Grey in the Dark.($18)