Smart Balls

I must be defective.
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Submitted 2008-12-31
By Anon from USA

I wanted to love these balls, I really did. So many rave reviews! I put them in in the beginning of the day, go about my business. The balls stay in place just fine. Every once in a while I can feel the rumbling, a sensation not dissimilar to gas rumbling in the gut (though without the discomfort). Since I'm actually doing whatever it is I'm doing all day, eventually I'm no longer turned on, and you know what happens when you're no longer turned on? That's right, the vagina returns to its normal length. Which in my case is about a joint deep to the cervix. So now every time I sit down, *bam*, that lovely punched-in-the-cervix ache. Ow. So I went out and bought the Lelo Luna, purely because it can be used as a single rumbly ball for my dwarf vagina. Still no mondo orgasms, but at least it's not punching me in the cervix.

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Submitted 2008-12-26
By Dryad from In an old oak tree

These things are seriously the best investment I've ever made, aside from my first bullet vibe when I was just 18 and still learning about myself. They're quiet and discreet, and they're comfortable as long as you've got them all the way in, kind of like tampons, put them in wrong and it'll just be uncomfortable and a little pinchy, put them in right and you don't even know they're there, until you move and they roll, I love popping them in before I go shopping or running errands. I will definitely recommend these to my female friends, those that will listen anyway, and don't already have a pair. And a side note? You people at the shop/warehouse must be psychic, I got a green pair, my favorite color!

Great!!!
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Submitted 2008-12-20
By Anon from USA

I am a military wife and my husband is often gone so i buy plenty of toys and such. I got the smart balls a bit skeptical but they are quite pleasant and comfortable. I tend to wear them during the day at work sometimes with underwear and no skirts because i don't want a mishap it keeps me smiling all day! and they are very quiet.

AWESOME!
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Submitted 2008-12-17
By Kimberly T. from Albany, NY

I love these! I just got them today and HAD to try them right away and they are awesome. Just as the girl in the video describes, you really forget they are in unless you get up and feel the weights rolling (which is very nice) and you can just sit and do your kegels at your leisure and other then remembering when you stand up, you would never know they were there! would recommend to ANYONE who wants to try and strengthen their kegels. I had a baby so, I am self conscious even though its been 3 years! but never too late!