A Stimulus Package That Really Works

Babeland Brings Relief to Americans, One Orgasm at a Time!

Honeymoon in a Box

Now you can stimulate yourself and the economy at the same time, thanks to Babeland's very own stimulus package. From our hand-selected kits to our special deals and discounts, we've got the right toys at the right price, all designed to get you out of the unfulfillment line and back into orgasmic prosperity.  

Enjoy a Little Tax Relief On Us

Between April 15-17, we'll take 15% off your order. And if you spend over $25, we'll include a free Gold Bullet vibe (use code GOLD15 at checkout). It's the least we can do, considering how hard you've been working on those taxes (and all year long, for that matter). Go for the gold — it's free, after all! Offer good online and in stores.

Get Lucky with the Honeymoon in a Box

If you're looking for a stimulus package that offers immediate gratification for both you and your sweetie, look no further than the Honeymoon in a Box from Babeland. Ladies, meet the Ophoria Finger Vibe — just slip it over your finger, and hold it against your clit (alone or with your partner) until you hit the jackpot. Guys can slip into the Ophoria V-Ring — just stretch it over your cock and behind your balls, and watch your stocks rise as the vibrator hits your partner's clit. Those looking to share their good fortune can play Sex Casino, a feverishly fun kit where the only thing you can lose is your clothes! And as you slide right into a newfound orgasmic prosperity, don't forget our new BabeLube Natural to keep things slick.

Cheap Date Nights = Sexy Late Nights

Pinching your pennies but don't want to give up a fun night on the town? Babeland offers an in-store series called Cheap Date Night. At these free events, customers will enjoy mini-workshops, sex tips, goodie bags, and promotional coupons redeemable at other local businesses. Have a sexy night out for less than the price of a movie and popcorn.

Win $500 of Sex Toys!

It couldn't be easier: <a href="http://www.babeland.com/sexinfo/funstuff/marchmadness-contest">sign up for our Babeland email lists</a>, and you're entered automatically to win $500 of sex toys. And in a way, aren't all those orgasms just as good as a tax refund?