Adult Party Favors!

Gag Gifts Make Sex Fun

By Ross

Sweet Body Paints

Peppermint Peckers

Peppermint Nipples

Shunga Chocolate Body Paint

Chocoholics Game

Stripteuse Set

Edible Pasties

If great sex is like a wonderful meal, then these adult novelty toys are the mouth-watering appetizers.  Before sinking your teeth into the main course, try whetting your appetite with edible panties or some sweet body paints. Not only can these appetizers help introduce sex toys to those shy-but-curious newcomers, but they also make delicious diversions for those just looking to put some “Bam!” back into their wham-bam.  (And yes, they make damn good bachelorette party gifts!)

Candy Is Dandy

A zesty peppermint cock, a rock-hard peppermint nipple--candy shaped like naughty bits are practically guaranteed to elicit a smile from anyone you care to share one with.  But while they make a terrific gag gift, they can also be a funny and sexy way to flirt.  For example, walk up to the person you’re into and whip out your tin of Peppermint Nipples.  Then, with your gaze locked into hers and a straight face (if possible), say, “Would you like to try one? They’re delicious and nothing beats the feeling of a rock-hard nipple on your tongue.”  Either the two of you will start laughing or she’ll flirt back, taking a candy and say, “Mmm. I thought you’d never ask.” 

For that certain guy you like, let him see you pop a Peppermint Pecker into your mouth and then tell him, “Nothing makes my mouth happier than sucking on one of these.”  Then, watch him blush and try to hide the growing bulge in his pants.  

Sweet and Salty

The idea that chocolate is an aphrodisiac dates clear back to the Aztecs, so it should be no surprise that there are so many fun ways to incorporate chocolate into your sex life.  For instance, you can turn your lover’s body into a canvas for your edible expressions. For an artistic flair, the Chocolate Body Paint by Shunga includes a delicate paintbrush and a lovely glass bottle filled with rich, dark chocolate sauce. Paint statements like “Lick This” on your chest or “Kiss My Hot Spot” on your thigh and see how quickly your partner gets the message. 

Of course, if you prefer a little competition with your chocoholism, you’re in luck.  In Chocolate Lovers’ Dice, your sexual fate is decided by a jar of chocolate sauce, a paintbrush, and five color-coded dice which could command you to do anything from “Paint A Smiley Face Between My Toes” to “Lick A Naughty Word from Between My Buns”.  Much like a holiday meal, this game continues until both players are satisfied and sleepy or have bellyaches.

For those in need of a more structured game, Strip Chocolate is a board game that lets you and your lover paint chocolate designs on each other while competing to be the last one completely naked.  However, losing your clothes doesn’t mean you lose the game;  in this version, game play continues with the nude player fulfilling favors for their opponent until their opponent loses their last stitch.  So, really, everybody wins.

Coffee, Tea, or Me?

Instead of chocolate or peppermint, perhaps you’d rather your lover indulge themselves on you.  A surefire way to get them to feast their eyes on you is with the Stripteuse Set, which contains everything you need to become you partner’s private lap dancer: feather boa, rhinestone pasties, satin leg garter, a CD with perfect striptease melodies, and dancing dollars for your audience to play along. If you want to add a little more flavor, and get others into the act, try the Strip Chocolate Game. With either kit, mouths will be watering!

And for the cherry on top?  How about wearing some Edible Pasties? Dress up your already-tasty nipples with deliciously fruity, self-adhesive hearts or cherries.  They make a great opaque decoration for a sexy striptease, or it can be licked off to get to the real treat. Who wouldn't want to be licked they're an all-day sucker?

Also Recommended

• Babeland’s sexy and romantic games
• Edible gels, massage oils, and lotions
• More Adult Novelties and Bachelorette Gifts