By Ross
A zesty peppermint cock, a lemon-flavored set of double-Ds--candy shaped like naughty bits is practically guaranteed to elicit a smile from anyone you care to share one with. But while they make a terrific gag gift, they can also be a funny and sexy way to flirt. For example, walk up to the person you’re into and whip out your tin of Succulent Fruity Boobs. Then, with your gaze locked into hers and a straight face (if possible), say, “Would you like to try one of my boobs? They’re delicious.” Either the two of you will start laughing or she’ll flirt back, taking a candy and say, “Mmm. I thought you’d never ask.”
For that certain guy you like, let him see you pop a Peppermint Pecker into your mouth and then tell him, “Nothing makes my mouth happier than sucking on one of these.” Then, watch him blush and try to hide the growing bulge in his pants. Guys, you can use the same idea with the perky Peppermint Nipples—recommend one of these to your gal with the line “Nothing beats the feeling of a rock-hard nipple on my tongue.”
The idea that chocolate is an aphrodisiac dates clear back to the Aztecs, so it should be no surprise that there are so many fun ways to incorporate chocolate into your sex life. For instance, you can turn your lover’s body into a canvas for your edible expressions. For an artistic flair, the Chocolate Body Paint by Shunga includes a delicate paintbrush and a lovely glass bottle filled with rich, dark chocolate sauce. Paint statements like “Lick This” on your chest or “Kiss My Hot Spot” on your thigh and see how quickly your partner gets the message.
Of course, if you prefer a little competition with your chocoholism, you’re in luck. In Chocolate Lovers’ Dice, your sexual fate is decided by a jar of chocolate sauce, a paintbrush, and five color-coded dice which could command you to do anything from “Paint A Smiley Face Between My Toes” to “Lick A Naughty Word from Between My Buns”. Much like a holiday meal, this game continues until both players are satisfied and sleepy or have bellyaches.
For those in need of a more structured game, Strip Chocolate is a board game that lets you and your lover paint chocolate designs on each other while competing to be the last one completely naked. However, losing your clothes doesn’t mean you lose the game; in this version, game play continues with the nude player fulfilling favors for their opponent until their opponent loses their last stitch. So, really, everybody wins.
Coffee, Tea, or Me?
Instead
of chocolate or peppermint, perhaps you’d rather your lover indulge themselves
on you. A surefire way to get them to
feast their eyes on you is with the Striptease Kit, which contains everything
you need to become you partner’s private lap dancer: pasties and glue, a silky
scarf, body glitter, and a fun and easy instruction guide to help you take it
all off in seductive style. If you want to add a little more flavor, and get others into the act, try the Strip Chocolate Game. With either kit, mouths will be watering!
And for the cherry on top? How about wearing some Edible Undies? Just tie on this candy thong and prepare to be devoured. Sure, Edible Undies might be the most popular gag gift of all-time, but for good reason. After all, who wouldn’t want to be licked between their legs like they’re an all-day sucker?
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