Queer Eye for the Sex Toy Buy

If you consider yourself gay, lesbian, bisexual, intersexed, transgender, queer, questioning, or other, and you haven’t gotten around to sex toys, here’s a quick overview of the basics—read it quick before they take your gay card away.

Queer Eye for the Sex Toy Buy

By Ann Whidden

Jollie Dildo

Bandit

Babeland Lickable Oil

Spareparts Joque Harness

Nexus Maximus

Progasm

Fleshlight

We’re pretty sure that it was the queers who invented sex toys—and if we didn’t invent them, at the very least, we perfected their use. And made them safe for the rest of the world. And added the sparkles. After all, we do all the things straight folks do—we just do it with more accessories. So if you consider yourself gay, lesbian, bisexual, intersexed, transgender, queer or questioning and you haven’t gotten around to sex toys, here’s a quick overview of the basics—read it quick before they take your gay card away. And if you I.D. as straight-but-not-narrow then, sugar, there’s something here for you, too.

Generation Penetration. Aim for the G-spot with the functional Jollie or elegant Pure Wand. Looking for something a little more realistic? Nothing feels finer than an uber-realistic Vixskin dildo—try the Bandit or the Lonestar. For more bang for your buck, slide onto the budget-friendly Ballsy Supercock. And don’t forget a squirt of Entice by Babeland lube to slick things up.
Going down? If you’re heading downtown for a bite to eat, bring along some of lickable, super tasty and body friendly Babeland Lickable Oils and Lickable Dust, or warm things up with some tingling Good Head Gel. Neck and tongue sore from all that lovin’? Prop them into a neck-friendly position with the Liberator Wedge, or slide on a Trojan Vibrating Touch Fingertip Massager to finish things off. If they like a little penetration during oral sex, the gorgeous, sculpted Fling Dildo curves out of the way so you won’t bruise your chin.
Ride, Sally Ride. Get your dick and then get in the saddle with a classic harness like the luxe two-strap Jaguar Harness or the lesbian fave Spareparts Joque Harness. Bigger folks will appreciate the clever design of the Crown Harness. What’s in it for you? A little buzz with the Buzz Me Tender. And get your bump and grind on like any good lezzie with the hump-friendly Thigh Harness.
Seeing Double. No, we don’t mean couples who dress alike. Really. We mean double dildo action (and guys, it can work for you, too...). Try it with any one of the three differently sized Nexus double dildos, or slide onto the perfectly-curved Share. Different appetites? Buy the Colt and the Stallion and suction-cup the bottoms together.
Freedom Rings. They don’t come in all the rainbow colors, but you’ll still be loud and proud wearing cock-constricting Nitrile Stretch Cock Rings—they stretch a little but hold on tight. More advanced cock ring lovers will appreciate the added buzz from a Vibrating Leather Cock Ring.
Butt Seriously. Get into the groove with beginner butt toys like Little Flirt plugs or the graduated spheres of Bendy Beads. Size queens (yeah you, Mary) will get their fill—and stroke the prostate—with the superbly designed Aneros, the heavy, stainless steel Pfun plug, or the extra-large Progasm.
Different Strokes. Guys can get off cheap and easy with the extra-comfortable, really stretchy Maverick Sleeve. For a more intense ride, ease on into the Fleshlight, or get pumped up with the Sensation Pump, Looking for lube in all the wrong places? Get wet with super-silky Stroke 29 (not for use with latex).
Pack it Up or Pump it Up. Transmen and genderfluid folks can get packing with the realistic looking Mr. Right or the Soft Pack. How’re they hanging? Just right, thanks to the boxer-friendly Mr. Right Packing Strap and Cock Sock. If you want to pack and play, try the super-flexible Mr. Bendy paired with the excellent Undercover Harness. If you’re going au natural, pump up your man-clit with the Pump and Cylinders Kit—also great on nipples for transwomen looking for temporarily engorgement and lots of sensation.