Masturbation: Let Us Count the Ways

May is National Masturbation Month, so we’d like to take a minute to remind you that there are hundreds of different ways to masturbate! (All year round!) If you’re stuck on one tried-and-true method, celebrate the lusty month of May, or any sexy  day, by trying one of these creative ways to masturbate:

Give Yourself a Hand

But first adorn it with a finger vibe like the Fukuoku 9000 (also a Moregasm Pick of the Month!). Slip the little vibrator over your finger, then spank your monkey/polish your pearl while abuzz with vibrations.

Give Someone Else a Hand

Masturbation doesn’t have to be a solitary adventure. Indulge in a bit of mutual masturbation by jerking off at the same time as your partner, or give your lover a naughty hand job. Accessorize it by palming a Babeland Buzz vibrator or Gold Bullet vibrator as you beat his meat, or tickle her clit with one hand while using the Orchid G against her G-spot.

Get Wet

Waterproof vibrators have stormed the market, so take the plunge! Bring the Water Dancer or the BCurious for a dip during your next bath or shower. If you're anally oriented, don't leave your butt behind — grab a B-Bomb Vibrating plug and soap up.

Get Close to the Real Thing

A fantastic material called VixSkin has an incredibly realistic feel, with all the advantages of silicone. Check out the Bandit or Lonestar for a lifelike dildo. For a penis masturbation sleeve that'll knock your socks off, try the Fleshlight Vulva (made from Reel Feel Super SkinTM), or the pre-lubricated and versatile Tenga Double Hole Sleeve. Get off Faster Invest in a powerful electric vibrator like the Hitachi Magic Wand or a cordless, battery-operated version like the Mystic Wand. Or try a super-focused vibrator like the Wahl and you'll find yourself coming fast and hard. In fact, you'll come so quickly, there'll be time to do it again...and again...

Get off Outdoors

As the weather warms up, pack up your favorite battery toy and head for the hills. Sex in the great outdoors feels incredible, so don't miss the chance to masturbate au natural in some discreet spot with a portable toy like the RO-120 Mini Mates. Or charge up the surprisingly powerful Jimmyjane Form 2 and take it for a ride — you'll be doing your part for the environment and for your pleasure. And you can take that environmental streak one step further with the Eco-Sexy Kit.

Get off Indoors

Well, you probably do that a lot, but here's something new: try programming your favorite vibration and rhythm on the SaSi, pop in an anal plug and cue up some porn, or strap on a hands-free vibrator and do the dishes. Voila — a multi-ring circus for your libido! Happy Masturbating!