Sex Toys That Deliver the Goods

With four retail stores and a website, we sell a lot of sex toys. A lot.  And you know what that means? There are a lot of orgasms happening out there, even as we speak. So we thought, in honor of Masturbation May, why not quantify all that ecstasy, so you can appreciate how much love and sexiness one toy can bestow up on the world? If McDonald's can make a fuss out of how many burgers they serve, we'd argue that the world is a much better place thanks to the 9 million orgasms served at the very hands of our bestselling vibrators over the last year alone.

And to help you take all that pleasure in, we've translated each toys orgasmic success into a rating on our "Orgasm Meter." Every rating on this scale is a winner!

Rabbit Vibrator Orgasms Served: 1,011,816

The vibrator made famous by a Sex and the City episode continues to work its magic on women's clits and G-spots around the world. Comes in two versions: the cordless Elastomer Rabbit Habit, and the Rabbit Pearl.

Gigi Orgasms Served: 709,648

This rechargeable G-spot powerhouse will take you over the edge each and every time. No wonder the Gigi is such a staff and customer favorite!

We-Vibe II Orgasms Served: 852,776

Orgasms for two, anyone? The rechargeable We-Vibe II is the first and only vibrator designed to be worn during penetration by hugging the G-spot and clit at the same time.

Laya Spot Orgasms Served: 446,848

The contours of the Laya Spot fit perfectly in your hand, cradle your clit and labia, and take you through a series of vibration patterns...done and done!

Sonic Ring Kit Orgasms Served: 639,288

The Sonic Ring Kit is designed to vibrate against her clit and his shaft and balls all at the same time — what could be better? Everyone wins!

Hitachi Magic Wand Orgasms Served: 594,832

The Hitachi hits its orgasmic bullseye over and over again &mdash no wonder women have been singing its praises for years and years.

Babeland Silver Bullet Orgasms Served: 731,484

The mighty Babeland Silver Bullet has served as a gateway vibrator for many a masturbator, providing super-powerful vibration in a compact package.

BabeLube Orgasms Served: 2,618,928

Slip and slide into all your orgasms with this non-irritating, tasteless and odorless water-based personal lubricant.

Blueberry Buzz Orgasms Served: 384,072

We know what makes bathtime fun — a waterproof vibrator that feels as good as it looks.

Fukuoku 9000 Orgasms Served: 248,196

Give yourself or your partner a hand — the Fukuoku 9000 fits on a fingertip, so you can hold it easily against the clit, balls, anus...

Little Flirt Orgasms Served: 178,152

How many of our customers eased into their first exciting anal adventures with the help of the Little Flirt plug? Plenty! The perfect size and shape for anal beginners.

Aneros Prostate Stimulator Orgasms Served: 168,480

Bottoms up, boys! The ingenious Aneros Prostate Stimulator delivers the orgasmic goods by simultaneously massaging the prostate from outside and inside.

Orchid G Orgasms Served: 564,568

Colorful, sleek, and powerful — if there was ever any doubt, the Orchid G will turn you into a G-spot believer.

Fleshlight Orgasms Served: 154,440

A modern classic, the Fleshlight (also available in vibrating and ice versions), has been providing men with unparalleled masturbation experiences for years.

How did we come up with the statistic for each toy? We looked at our annual sales, assumed people masturbated to orgasm using their beloved toy three times per week and voila, that's the number of orgasms served. However, with special toys like the Rabbit vibrator where you might experience two orgasms per session (clit and G-spot), we doubled that toy's O-factor.