Three Million Orgasms Served

Sex Toys That Deliver the Goods

With four retail stores and a web site, we sell a lot of sex toys. A lot.  And you know what that means? There are a lot of orgasms going out there, even as we speak. So we thought, in honor of Masturbation May, why not quantify all that ecstasy, so you can appreciate how much love and sexiness one toy can bestow up on the world. If McDonald's can make a fuss out of how many burgers they serve, we'd argue that the world is a much better place thanks to the 3 million orgasms served at the very hands of our lovely Rabbit vibrators!

And to help you take all that pleasure in, we've translated each toys orgasmic success into a rating on our "Orgasm Meter". Every rating on this scale is  a winner!

Rabbit Vibrator Orgasms Served: 3,147,456

The vibrator made famous by a Sex and the City episode continues to work its magic on women's clits and G-spots around the world. This model actually comes in three different versions: the cordless Rabbit Habit, the Elastomer Rabbit Habit, and the original Rabbit Pearl.

Rock Chick Orgasms Served: 160,992

Thanks to the unique design and strong vibrations, the Rock Chick G-spot vibrator became an instant staff favorite.

Laya Spot Orgasms Served: 217,932

Sexy, discreet, and oh-so-elegant, the Laya Spot pairs strong vibrations with an ergonomic design and quickly rose up our sales charts.

Petal Ring Orgasms Served: 783,432

When you want two orgasms for the price of one vibrator, you can't go wrong with this cock ring vibrator. Place it on your favorite penis or dildo, and the attached vibrator will tickle her clit during penetration.

Blossom Sleeve Orgasms Served: 147,576

Our most popular men's sleeve, pair it with some Babelube for a memorable hand job.

Hitachi Orgasms Served: 523,536

The vibrator with true staying power: it'll stay with you till you come (again and again) and it'll stay with you if you break up—that's how much women love this vibrator.

Babeland Silver Bullet Orgasms Served: 868,452

Tiny but mighty, this portable Babeland vibrator feels great against the clit.

Babelube Orgasms Served: 372,372

Slip and slide into all your orgasms with this popular, water-based personal lubricant.

Blueberry Buzz Orgasms Served: 341,952

We know what makes bathtime fun—a waterproof vibrator that feels as good as it looks.

Finger Fun Orgasms Served: 300,456

Giving yourself a hand takes on a whole new meaning when you've got one (or five) of these fantastic fingertip vibrators strapped on.

Lil Flirt Orgasms Served: 286,416

How many of our customers eased into their first exciting anal adventures at the hands of the Lil Flirt plug? Plenty!

Wahl 7-in-1 Orgasms Served: 241,020

This popular first-time vibrator by a name brand manufacturer is practially silent and looks more like an appliance than a sex toy, perfect for those put off by more phallic toys.

Aneros Orgasms Served: 227,916

Bottom's up boys! The ingenious Aneros Prostate Stimulator delivers the orgasmic goods by simultaneously massaging the prostate from outside as well as the inside.

Orchid G Orgasms Served: 165,048

Colorful, sleek, and powerful enough to turn you into a G-spot believer.

Nubby G Orgasms Served: 800,124

The unique shape, the pliable texture, the vibrating ridge at the base, are all part of this vibrator's charms, which has an amazing word of mouth repuation.

Terra Firma Orgasms Served: 123,240

Fans of strap-on play enjoy the versatile design, comfort, and sexiness of this harness.

Ultraskin Orgasms Served: 100,620

The closest thing to the real thing we've seen in a dildo, the Ultraskin wins fans for its amazingly-lifelike texture and realistic shape.

How did we come up with the statistic for each toy? We looked at our annual sales, assumed people masturbated to orgasm using their beloved toy three times per week and voila, that's the number of orgasms served. However, with special toys like the Rabbit vibrator where you might experience two orgasms per session (clit and G-spot), we doubled that toys O-factor.

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