I Can’t Believe It’s Better Than Chocolate!

The Vibrator That's Better Than Chocolate

We didn’t believe it at first – how could any vibrator, no matter how amazing, really be better than chocolate? So we broke it down, attribute by attribute, for a close comparison. The verdict? We invite you to be the judge by giving this sleek, sexy vibe a try.
 

Dark Chocolate CandyBetter Than Chocolate Vibrator

Comes in bars

Comes in a white velvet pouch

Tastes delicious

Feels delicious

Causes endorphin production, creating pleasure

Causes clitoral stimulation, creating pleasure

Contains caffeine, a stimulant

Contains different vibration patterns and speeds, all stimulants

Melts when heated

Will get you so hot, you'll melt over it!

Gets you wet

Gets you wet, plus can get wet with you since it's waterproof

Is high in fat and calories

Is body-safe since it’s made of Elastomer

Is addictive and difficult for two to share

Is contoured -- easy for two to share

Available almost everywhere

Available exclusively at Babeland for a limited time!