Top Shelf Toys

by Ann Whidden

Giving the Ultimate in Pleasure and Luxury



Spoil someone rotten with the look, feel and total body indulgence of our top-of-the-line sex toys. More than mere stocking stuffers or Hanukkah gilt, these opulent items combine the latest technologies, premium craftsmanship and deluxe materials to create toys that are as decadent as they are delightful.

For the Minimalist

Fans of stripped-down, minimalist objets d’art will find pure  pleasure in the spare curves of the Pure Wand (formerly Jupiter Wand), crafted of cool heavy metal that adds substantial sensation to penetration. As great for hitting the G-spot as it is for anal play, with a sleek shaft that works equally well for fucking yourself or someone else and seamless graduated beads for effortless penetration (or to use as a top-notch kegelcisor).

For the Bootie Queen

If their ass wants—and deserves—only the best, they’ll be full and satiated with the sexy and innovative Aneros, which has garnered rave reviews. The insertable portion is smooth, blunt, and curved for prostate gland stimulation for men and the curly handles allow the wearer or a partner to rock the toy back and forth, pressing the into a man's perineum or dipping into a woman’s vagina.

For the Realist (him)

Know a hedonist who enjoys the finest brandy, the richest chocolate or the best caviar? Indulge him with the sensuous Fleshlight—the only toy we know of to inspire penis envy in our female staffers. The sumptuous mouth-shaped cyberskin feels remarkably realistic, which is why many men claim that masturbating with this toy feels a lot like they're getting genuine sex.

For the Realist (her)

Less is not always more, so please someone who values both quantity and quality with the larger-than-life Lonestar. With balls, textured veins, and an almost 2-inch diameter, the Lonestar looks even bigger and better than the genuine article, and is crafted from silky-smooth Vixskin, making it the most realistic-feeling silicone toy on the market.

For the Sophisticate

Lube makes as classic a gift as perfume, and the diva on your list will enjoy dabbing Pink Lube on her pussy instead of Chanel behind her ears. The most sophisticated, discreet and elegant of our lubes is formulated with Dimethicone, the highest grade of silicone, plus Vitamin E and Aloe Vera. Pink provides a clean, fresh, moisturizing approach to personal lubrication and the sophisticated handblown Italian glass bottle fits right in with other items on the dressing table or bathroom counter.

For the Aesthete

When you want your toys to look good as well as feel good, you need one (at least one)  of the ultra-stylish acrylic and glass dildos. The gorgeous Transfer will work wonders on her G-spot, and the stunning Cherry promises to earn plenty of admirers in your bedroom.