The Way To His Heart...

By Ross

Is With a Well-Chosen Sex Toy



Who ever said guys are hard to shop for? Forget the colognes and neckties. After all, the quickest way to a guy’s heart is through his pants, and he’d appreciate nothing more than a night of unforgettable, scorching-hot sex. With that in mind, here are some Valentine’s Day gift ideas that are surefire ways to show your man just how much he means to you.

If He Needs Some Fashionable Restraint…

Bondage Belt The Bondage Belt is not only sexy, but also practical. By day, it’s an attractive black leather belt he can wear anytime. But at nighttime (which is, as they say, the right time!), it can be wrapped around wrists and buckled to become a very secure bondage restraint. Imagine him opening his gift to reveal this innocent looking belt. Now picture his surprise when you show him its extra special feature, cinching his wrists together and leading to the bedroom to have your way with him. Accessorizing has never been this much fun!

If He Can’t Be Reached…

FleshlightWhether it’s a long-distance relationship or just an ill-timed business trip, it sucks when you can’t be together on Valentine’s Day. Here’s a gift sure to make him feel your presence: the Fleshlight. Being the pinnacle of masturbation sleeves, the Fleshlight offers the next best thing to being there. Send it in the mail or stash it in his luggage, then plan a date for some steamy phone sex so that you can give him a long-distance blowjob. The Fleshlight feels so good, so real that he’ll forget you’re not right there in the room with him.

If He’s Your Back Door Man…

Babe LubeSo, you’re ready to explore anal sex? Well, there’s no better time than Valentine’s Day to engage in this most intimate of acts. First, you’ll need some preparation and supplies. Set the mood with Nina Hartley’s Guide to Anal Sex, the perfect date movie for this occasion. Also, you might want to warm up with a butt plug. The Pendant, with its modest size and slowly tapered neck, is the ideal choice for beginners. Lube is also a must, so be sure to grab a bottle of Babe Lube. Throw in some condoms, and the stage is set for a Valentine’s Day he’ll never forget.

If He’s Open-Minded…

Bend Over BoyfriendOf course, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. And if he’s expressed in interest in being pegged, now’s the time to take him up on it! Kick things off with the Bend Over Boyfriend, an erotic and highly educational video on the subject of strap-on sex. Then break out the lube and Latex Gloves for some manual stimulation. Next up is the Heart Harness Set, with a valentine-shaped two-strap harness, perfect for the occasion. Included is a bright red silicone dildo with slender dimensions that are great for the first-timer and a curve certain to hit his prostate wonderfully. A lot of guys are unaware of the immense pleasure P-spot stimulation can bring, so you’ll be giving him so much more than just an evening of hot sex. You’ll be introducing him to a whole new world of erotic sensations for which he’ll thank you again and again.

If He’s a Concerned Lover…

Orbit Ring VibeTwo common guy apprehensions in bed are 1. Is his cock big enough, and 2. Are you enjoying yourself?   Assuage both of these fears with one simple gift: the Orbit Ring Vibe. It’s a jelly cock ring and vibrating clitoral stimulator rolled into one. As soon as he puts it on and gets a load of his fuller, firmer erection, he’ll be pleased as punch. And once he sees you moaning from the vibrations as you ride him, he’ll feel like a porn star!

If He’s Stressed Out…

Hitachi Magic WandNothing relieves tension like a loving massage, and you’re just the one to give it to him. Start by lighting a Body Wax candle and dripping it on his body. Instead of firming up as it cools, this soy wax becomes a warm, soothing massage oil. Once you’ve given him a good rub down, it’s time for the big gun. Pull out the Hitachi Magic Wand and use it on his aching muscles. And once you touch the strong vibrating head to his shaft of his penis, you’ll guarantee that this massage has the happiest of endings. Watch the tension melt away as he has a powerful, bucking orgasm under your expert hands. Just watch out: he’ll probably ask you for a lot more massages!

If He’s Got a Sweet Tooth…

Chocolate Body SauceOf course, chocolate is always a safe Valentine’s gift. It’s even better if he gets to lick it off your body!  For this delicious recipe, all you’ll need is Chocolate Body Sauce and a dirty mind. Simply use the included brush to paint yourself with this rich, creamy delicacy and tell him it’s time for dessert. He’ll be as happy as a kid in a candy store.