WANTED: The Usual Suspects

WANTED

Iconic Rabbit



Iconic Ring





Iconic Pocket

From the legendary Jimmyjane gang comes the latest bunch of high-quality, body-friendly sex toys: the Iconic Rabbit, the Iconic Ring, and the Iconic Pocket vibe.  Together, these three toys make up the infamous Usual Suspects line—a trio of known pressure-seekers disguised in phthalate-free, latex-free all white elastomer and plastic.  We’ve corralled them all together for the low price of  $150, or you can ID each one separately in our lineup below.

These bad boys have been known to make their victims moan and writhe before leaving them a quivering, sweaty heap.  Should you encounter one or more of the usual suspects, do not—I repeat—do not call the police.  Instead, you should take matters into your own hands and keep them captive in your bedroom until you are satisfied—that you have the matter under control, that is.  

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THE LINEUP

This dual-action vibrator has been popular for decades for its ability to simultaneously please internally and externally.  The shaft buzzes and pivots around your G-spot while a collar of pearls churns tirelessly against your vaginal walls.  Meanwhile, an innocent-looking bunny uses its ears to tickle your clit into submission.  Two levers on the base control the intensity and speed, making gratification literally at your fingertips.  Not since the days of Jefferson Airplane has there been a white rabbit so lauded and notorious.

Sure, there are plenty of other vibrating cock rings on the streets these days, but none can hold a candle to the Iconic Ring.  That’s because this one features water resistance, a touch-sensitive vibrator, and a replaceable battery.  Top that with Jimmyjane’s one-year warranty, and you have the makings for one helluva repeat offender.  Do not underestimate its diminutive stature.  Its standard modus operandi is to hold men up while rendering women helpless (with delight). Rarely unaccompanied, the Iconic Cock Ring is most often seen hanging around your typical dicks and dildos.

Discreet yet devastating, this one may well be the Keyser Söze of compact vibes.  This battery-powered vibrator packs a powerful punch and yet can easily fit into your purse, glove compartment, or, yes, even your pocket.  Its smuggler-friendly size and its water-resistant casing make it prone to turn up anywhere from bedside to poolside, ready to unleash its hidden pleasure potential on its willing victims.

The Iconic Rabbit, the Iconic Ring, and the Iconic Pocket vibe have united to form a chic super group of sex toys capable of unleashing passionate havoc in your bedroom and bringing you to orgasm faster than you can say “Kobayashi”. Attractively packaged together with a stylish box and red ribbon, these three arrestingly stylish toys make the perfect gift for the adventurous couple or the sex toy connoisseur.

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