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What Kind of Lover Are You?

By Jennifer Shepherd, the Lipstick Mystic?

Sexual Astrology

Your astrological sign not only reveals your physical "hot buttons,"it also suggests which toys, props, and sensual scenarios areguaranteed to raise your thermostat. Whether you're hoping to igniteyour solo sex play or need the perfect toy for a partner, look to thestars and your sex life will shift from "ho-hum" to high gear.

Aries

As a red hot Fire sign, you're famous for spontaneous combustion.Your erogenous zones are super sensitive, and you can go from beingcompletely turned off to quivering with animal lust in nothing flat.Playful, passionate, and dominant in the bedroom, you're on anever-ending quest for sexual supremacy. Your ideal partner enjoyssurrendering to your superior seductive powers. Rams are handy withgadgets, but they don't like complicated ones. You prefer toys thatstimulate those hot buttons in a direct, intense way. The Hitachi Magic Wand andWahl vibrators, or the Fleshlight Sleeve could provide you with theultimate turn-on.

Taurus

You come across as an Average Joe or Jill, so few would suspectthat you have a highly unconventional approach to sex. Artsy andcreative, you require stimulation at multiple levels. Sight, sound, andsmell are all important to you. You enjoy candlelight and watching thesuggestive play of shadows on your lover's body. Music is a huge turnon, too, and the right mood music is essential. And you can't getenough of scented oils, massage cr�mes, and fragrant lotions. Letyour fingers do the walking with Babeland Body products, like Babeland Body Kit, Shunga's Chocolate Body Paint or the Babeland Massage Candle Trio.

Gemini

For a hyper sign like you, sex is all in the brain. The trick is totickle your mind first, then the body. Some Geminis get a sexual highfrom word play alone so, phone sex, suggestive bedside chat, or dirtylimericks may get you in the mood. Others born under your signappreciate role-playing and sexual theatrics. For all your gift of thegab, you're surprisingly shy when you're up close and personal withsomeone. So hiding behind a costume or a persona may provide you withthe means to experience sweet release. If you're up for a little fun,try Kama Sutra Game, The New Intercourses Aphrodisiac Cookbook or have a good time with the Penis Pokey book.

Cancer

Water signs like you are incredibly intuitive, picking up on subtlecues and flirtatious glances from across the room. When you strike up asexual spark with someone, it's immediate and earth-shattering. Youdon't do passion halfway. It's all or nothing. You respond strongly totouch, so a game of footsie beneath the table at dinner might get youstoked. You prefer a partner who takes his or her time and enjoyserotic touch and foreplay as much as you do. Why hurry when you've gotall night? Wile away some time by stocking up on the Laya Spot, the Petal Ring Cock Ring vibe,  the Progasm and the Berry Delight vibe.

Leo

Looking good is important to you, and you require a lover who willmirror back how gorgeous and fine you are. You demand worship andappreciation. Exhibitionist like no other sign, you have an extensivewardrobe of teensy weensy outfits, G-strings, and the like. Sex is yourchance to take center stage and show off all the goodies nature gaveyou. With your taste for high drama, you enjoy playing with props thatinspire a strong reaction. If you're dying to add more set pieces toyour collection, check out the Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps, the Handy Slapper, or the Panther Collar and Cuffs.

Virgo

Nice on the outside, naughty on the inside?that's you. Virgo theVirgin was named after the vestal virgins of old, who were only chastemaidens for part of the year. But during sacred rituals they gave ofthemselves with wild sexual abandon. Like these historic ladies, youcarry your own brand of sexual schizophrenia. You specialize in the bigtease, luring your prey closer and then pouncing on him or her withraw, unexpected heat. You're addicted to scenarios of wooing andsurrender. Go on an anal adventure with the Bend Over Beginner's Kit,or experiment with all kinds of play using the toys in the Sex Toys 101 Kit.

Libra

Imaginative, artsy, and sensitive, for you, sex isn't just sex. It'san opportunity to be transported to a whole new dimension. You havesome specific requirements which must be met before you can giveyourself to someone. You appreciate kindness, compassion, andselflessness in your partner, because you need a little coddling. Atits best, making love is a deeply nurturing experience for you, amoment of soul level bonding. You enjoy props and toys which createmore beauty in the bedroom. Experiment with Pony Blinders, the Jaguar Harness and a gorgeous silicone dildo or plug, ortry Sensory Set M to enhance your sensual pleasure.

Scorpio

Astrologers always write about you as being sex-obsessed because,well, you are. The primal experience of body-to-body communion is asessential to you as breathing. Since sex is so important to you, you'rea bit of an expert at it. Sexual expression is an art form for thetypical Scorpio, and you're always improving your technique. Your loveris in for a real treat because you have a finely-tuned sexual radar.You're able to anticipate your partner's turn-ons long before they canarticulate them. You mind reader, you! For more sexual research, checkout Sex Toys 101, or watch an adult movie. When you're ready toplay, go for a toy designed to stimulate all your pleasure points atonce, like the Rabbit Habit or the Koi.

Sagittarius

Fire signs like you are into games of power and control. Bondageplay and slave and master scenarios bring you to a full steam. You're abit of a show off in the bedroom, and you have a theatrical poise whenyou set out to seduce someone. You appreciate a partner who can stepinto your world of sensual imagination and role-playing. When you focusyour full attention on someone, it doesn't take long for him or her tosurrender. Your sign has long been associated with magic, and when youweave a sexual spell, resistance is useless. Create your next sceneusing a Penetration Station, some Clover Clamps, a Flogger, and a Pinwheel.

Capricorn

People underestimate you because your seduction style is so laidback. But with you, slow and steady wins the race. It takes you a whileto warm up, but when your circuits are engaged, you're a sexualpowerhouse. Earth signs easily connect with raw, animal energies. Youlike toys that get the job done and you appreciate photography with anexplicit erotic appeal. When it comes to seduction, you don't go in forlots of game playing. Your style is more, "Here I am. Do you want me?"You like sophisticated toys, so give the stylish JimmyJane's  Little Steel or Little Chroma vibrators a try, or tease your backside with the high-quality Aneros plug.

Aquarius

For you, lust is the mother of invention. You have a progressive andcreative seduction style. You adore gadgets of all kinds and are themost technologically savvy of all the signs. You love to please yourpartner with a variety of toys. Online seduction can be a big turn onfor you, and you're into sending lusty instant messages or suggestiveweb cam shots to your sexual playmate. And more than one Aquarian hasbeen known to send naughty photos on their camera phone.  For funwith new toys, try GigiLeo Vibe Kit or the Form 6 vibe.

Pisces

As a Water sign, you have thin psychic boundaries. You merge withyour partner and easily pick up on his or her energy. You're such asponge that sex is a huge experience for you. When you make love, yourentire nervous system is plugged in to your partner. You're a big fanof soft strokes, sensual foreplay, and nurturing touch. As asuper-sensitive type, it takes you a while to relax. Try sensuous products like the Starburst Tickler or ask your honey to buy you the Bunny Love Kit to prepare for that special sexual occasion.

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