Sexual Astrology

What Kind of Lover Are You?

By Jennifer Shepherd, the Lipstick Mystic
 

Sexual Astrology

Your astrological sign not only reveals your physical "hot buttons," it also suggests which toys, props, and
sensual scenarios are guaranteed to raise your thermostat. Whether you're hoping to ignite your solo sex play
or need the perfect toy for a partner, look to the stars and your sex life will shift from "ho-hum" to high gear.

 

 

Aries

As a red hot Fire sign, you're famous for spontaneous combustion. Your erogenous zones are super sensitive, and you can go from being completely turned off to quivering with animal lust in nothing flat. Playful, passionate, and dominant in the bedroom, you're on a never-ending quest for sexual supremacy. Your ideal partner enjoys surrendering to your superior seductive powers. Rams are handy with gadgets, but they don't like complicated ones. You prefer toys that stimulate those hot buttons in a direct, intense way. The Hitachi Magic Wand and Wahl vibrators, or the Fleshlight Sleeve could provide you with the ultimate turn-on.

Taurus

You come across as an Average Joe or Jill, so few would suspect that you have a highly unconventional approach to sex. Artsy and creative, you require stimulation at multiple levels. Sight, sound, and smell are all important to you. You enjoy candlelight and watching the suggestive play of shadows on your lover's body. Music is a huge turn on, too, and the right mood music is essential. And you can't get enough of scented oils, massage crémes, and fragrant lotions. Let your fingers do the walking with Babeland Body products, like Babeland Body Kit, Shunga's Chocolate Body Paint or the Babeland Massage Candle Trio.

Gemini

For a hyper sign like you, sex is all in the brain. The trick is to tickle your mind first, then the body. Some Geminis get a sexual high from word play alone so, phone sex, suggestive bedside chat, or dirty limericks may get you in the mood. Others born under your sign appreciate role-playing and sexual theatrics. For all your gift of the gab, you're surprisingly shy when you're up close and personal with someone. So hiding behind a costume or a persona may provide you with the means to experience sweet release. If you're up for a little fun, try Kama Sutra Game, The New Intercourses Aphrodisiac Cookbook or have a good time with the Penis Pokey book.

Cancer

Water signs like you are incredibly intuitive, picking up on subtle cues and flirtatious glances from across the room. When you strike up a sexual spark with someone, it's immediate and earth-shattering. You don't do passion halfway. It's all or nothing. You respond strongly to touch, so a game of footsie beneath the table at dinner might get you stoked. You prefer a partner who takes his or her time and enjoys erotic touch and foreplay as much as you do. Why hurry when you've got all night? Wile away some time by stocking up on the Laya Spot, the Petal Ring Cock Ring vibe,  the Progasm and the Berry Delight vibe.

Leo

Looking good is important to you, and you require a lover who will mirror back how gorgeous and fine you are. You demand worship and appreciation. Exhibitionist like no other sign, you have an extensive wardrobe of teensy weensy outfits, G-strings, and the like. Sex is your chance to take center stage and show off all the goodies nature gave you. With your taste for high drama, you enjoy playing with props that inspire a strong reaction. If you're dying to add more set pieces to your collection, check out the Nipplettes Vibrating Clamps, the Handy Slapper, or the Panther Collar and Cuffs.

Virgo

Nice on the outside, naughty on the inside—that's you. Virgo the Virgin was named after the vestal virgins of old, who were only chaste maidens for part of the year. But during sacred rituals they gave of themselves with wild sexual abandon. Like these historic ladies, you carry your own brand of sexual schizophrenia. You specialize in the big tease, luring your prey closer and then pouncing on him or her with raw, unexpected heat. You're addicted to scenarios of wooing and surrender. Go on an anal adventure with the Bend Over Beginner's Kit, or experiment with all kinds of play using the toys in the Sex Toys 101 Kit.

Libra

Imaginative, artsy, and sensitive, for you, sex isn't just sex. It's an opportunity to be transported to a whole new dimension. You have some specific requirements which must be met before you can give yourself to someone. You appreciate kindness, compassion, and selflessness in your partner, because you need a little coddling. At its best, making love is a deeply nurturing experience for you, a moment of soul level bonding. You enjoy props and toys which create more beauty in the bedroom. Experiment with Pony Blinders, the Jaguar Harness and a gorgeous silicone dildo or plug, or try Sensory Set M to enhance your sensual pleasure.

Scorpio

Astrologers always write about you as being sex-obsessed because, well, you are. The primal experience of body-to-body communion is as essential to you as breathing. Since sex is so important to you, you're a bit of an expert at it. Sexual expression is an art form for the typical Scorpio, and you're always improving your technique. Your lover is in for a real treat because you have a finely-tuned sexual radar. You're able to anticipate your partner's turn-ons long before they can articulate them. You mind reader, you! For more sexual research, check out Sex Toys 101, or watch an adult movie. When you're ready to play, go for a toy designed to stimulate all your pleasure points at once, like the Rabbit Habit or the Koi.

Sagittarius

Fire signs like you are into games of power and control. Bondage play and slave and master scenarios bring you to a full steam. You're a bit of a show off in the bedroom, and you have a theatrical poise when you set out to seduce someone. You appreciate a partner who can step into your world of sensual imagination and role-playing. When you focus your full attention on someone, it doesn't take long for him or her to surrender. Your sign has long been associated with magic, and when you weave a sexual spell, resistance is useless. Create your next scene using a Penetration Station, some Clover Clamps, a Flogger, and a Pinwheel.

Capricorn

People underestimate you because your seduction style is so laid back. But with you, slow and steady wins the race. It takes you a while to warm up, but when your circuits are engaged, you're a sexual powerhouse. Earth signs easily connect with raw, animal energies. You like toys that get the job done and you appreciate photography with an explicit erotic appeal. When it comes to seduction, you don't go in for lots of game playing. Your style is more, "Here I am. Do you want me?" You like sophisticated toys, so give the stylish JimmyJane's  Little Steel or Little Chroma vibrators a try, or tease your backside with the high-quality Aneros plug.

Aquarius

For you, lust is the mother of invention. You have a progressive and creative seduction style. You adore gadgets of all kinds and are the most technologically savvy of all the signs. You love to please your partner with a variety of toys. Online seduction can be a big turn on for you, and you're into sending lusty instant messages or suggestive web cam shots to your sexual playmate. And more than one Aquarian has been known to send naughty photos on their camera phone.  For fun with new toys, try GigiLeo Vibe Kit or the Form 6 vibe.

Pisces

As a Water sign, you have thin psychic boundaries. You merge with your partner and easily pick up on his or her energy. You're such a sponge that sex is a huge experience for you. When you make love, your entire nervous system is plugged in to your partner. You're a big fan of soft strokes, sensual foreplay, and nurturing touch. As a super-sensitive type, it takes you a while to relax. Try sensuous products like the Starburst Tickler or ask your honey to buy you the Bunny Love Kit to prepare for that special sexual occasion.

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