Guest Toy Review: Bend Over Beginner Kit (Girl on Girl)

Since meeting my girlfriend a year ago, I’ve been a rather naughty influence on her. I’ve taught her dirty words, tied her up, f**d her in public, encouraged her to cross-dress, videotaped her, and introduced her to the world of sex toys. So when my bottomy butch asked me to indulge her one little kink and bend over for her, I couldn’t exactly say no.

Guest Review: Bend Over Beginner Kit

Ross Swoons Over Bend Over Beginner Kit

We're happy to introduce you to our first-ever guest toy reviewer, Ross. He, along with our female winner, Madison, won our Be a Toy Reviewer contest, so they'll give you the lowdown on what toys get them off! We'll rotate their columns so you get a fresh perspective, and to give them time to play with their toys. With no further ado, here's Ross, with his take on the Bend Over Beginner Kit.

Boys, if you’ve ever thought about bending over for your girlfriend, then we have just the thing for you: the Bend Over Beginner Kit. It includes a cool nylon adjustable harness and two silicone dildos. One dildo is finger sized—perfect for an anal virgin. The other is quite a bit thicker, for when you’re ready to take it up a notch. The harness has a pouch in the front that holds a tiny vibrator to stimulate the wearer’s clitoris.

Now, I am no anal newbie, but it’s not hard for me to remember the first time I tried strap-on sex. It was the early '90s, and I lived in a small town where there were no quality sex toy stores. So, I turned to a mail order catalog and bought a dildo and harness. The dildo was huge, hollow and made of firm peach vinyl. The harness was constructed from elastic straps and fit horribly. Because of the lack of information available at the time, I had no idea that anal sex wasn’t supposed to hurt. The pain was brutal, and I couldn’t sit comfortably for days afterwards.

I definitely kept this in mind when testing out the Bend Over Beginner Kit. My girlfriend put on the harness and turned on the vibrator, which gave her, as she described, a "nice teasing feeling." We started with the slimmer dildo, and it went in easily. I found that I liked the way the dildo curved as it rubbed against my prostate. Once I was good and ready, we switched to the second dildo. This one was more my speed, and it felt great going in. Both dildos have a perfectly smooth texture, making entry easy like Sunday morning. While my girlfriend really dug the buzzing pouch, I was enjoying the sight of her in that sexy purple and black harness.

There are many great things about this kit. First—the price. At $70, the Bend Over Beginner Kit is a steal. Most silicone dildos cost between $35 and $65, and a quality harness will set you back about $50. Do the math. Second, the harness is a Terra Firma style with a removal O-ring. This means that when your loading dock is ready for bigger cargo, all you need is the O-Ring 3-pack instead of a whole new harness. Cool, no? Plus, the harness is washable, so if you get into some messy fun, a clean harness is just a wash and rinse cycle away (just remember to take out the mini vibrator). The only thing this kit is missing is lube, and you’re going to want plenty on hand. Just be sure to grab a pump bottle of Liquid Silk with the Bend Over Beginner Kit, and you’re in for some butt lovin’ fun.

So, take my word for it, boys. If you’re ready to let your girlfriend in the backdoor, get the Bend Over Beginner kit. Your ass will thank you for it.