Guest Toy Review: Bend Over Beginner Kit (Girl on Girl)

Since meeting my girlfriend a year ago, I’ve been a rather naughty influence on her. I’ve taught her dirty words, tied her up, f**d her in public, encouraged her to cross-dress, videotaped her, and introduced her to the world of sex toys. So when my bottomy butch asked me to indulge her one little kink and bend over for her, I couldn’t exactly say no.

Guest Toy Reviewer:

Madison Bends Over Her Girlfriend

Madison, along with our male reviewer, Ross, won our "Be a Toy Reviewer" contest, so they're here to give you the lowdown on which toys get them off! We'll rotate their columns so you get a fresh perspective, and to give them time to play with their toys! With no further ado, here's Madison, with her take on the Bend Over Beginner Kit.

Since meeting my girlfriend a year ago, I've been a rather naughty influence on her. I've taught her dirty words, tied her up, fucked her in public, encouraged her to cross-dress, videotaped her, and introduced her to the world of sex toys. So when my bottomy butch asked me to indulge her one little kink and bend over for her, I couldn't exactly say no.

For a lot of people—including me—the asshole is like the final frontier of sex. Sure, a brave finger or tongue occasionally wanders down there, returning with tales of exquisite pleasure. But for the most part, it's foreign territory—uninhabited, unexplored, and potentially treacherous.

Enter the Bend Over Beginner kit. Designed especially for nervous novices, the set includes a sexy nylon harness, a battery-powered bullet vibe, two interchangeable O-rings, and two adorable silicone dildettes. Everything you need? Well, almost. We added a bottle of thick water-based lube and a handful of condoms before hitting the bedroom.

Looking very hot in her purple velvet harness, my girlfriend strapped on the smaller of the two dildos. After a little anal massage and a lot of lube, I was begging for her to slide it in. The tiny toy felt just like a finger, only much smoother. While she was thrusting the small dildo into me from behind, I pounded my pussy with the larger one. The orgasm was explosive. I collapsed on the bed as she continued to rock gently against my ass. I was surprised at how easily I took my first anal reaming. The only challenge was getting my excited girl to slow down enough to prolong the pleasure!

After I took a turn wearing the strap-on, the two of us compared notes. Both of us enjoyed the Bend Over Beginner's vibration feature. (The vibrator helps relax the butt, and adds a little extra incentive for the wearer.) We were also pleased that the straps fit both her full hips and my slender ones, and adjusted with a simple tug. My girlfriend was especially impressed with the quality of the included harness—its soft material and thoughtful design even earned it the title of "favorite." (Personally, I reserve that word for my leather Terra Firma harness. But the nylon rig has one undisputed advantage: unlike leather, you can just throw it in the washing machine if things get messy.)

Of all my fears about anal sex, none of them came true. Nothing got hurt, nothing got lost up there, nothing got shit on it. I didn't pass gas, nor did I look stupid with my ass up in the air. (Right, babe?) In fact, once I got over my fear and embarrassment, it felt wonderful!