Guest Review Je Joue

"After using the Je Joue once, I had a revelation. I think that the manufacturers are indulging in euphemism when they say that the Je Joue mimics the "unique sensations of foreplay." Translation? The Je Joue actually recreates the sensations of oral sex!"

"Will Je Joue Marry Me?"

Confessions by Alicia

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Occasionally I hear a woman enthusiastically declare, “I love my vibrator so much that I’m never going to date again!”

Personally, I’ve never been one of those people. I love using my sex toys—both alone and with real, human partners. I’ve always believed that a hunk of plastic and a few wires can never replace real companionship—a lover who will make you coffee in the morning, be your shoulder to cry on, and whisper dirty secrets in your ear.

But I’ve finally met my match. I got the Je Joue vibrator, and I haven’t stopped talking about it. I’ve even upped the ante on those other vibrator fans: “I love this toy so much! I’m going to marry it!” Really, until someone amazing comes along, I’ll be at home—alone—with my trusty Je Joue!

The Je Joue is truly a technological wonder. It plugs in to recharge and comes pre-programmed with ten different “grooves,” programs that last between five minutes and half an hour. The magic nubbins at the tip of the toy vibrate, swirl around, and move up and down. The most amazing thing about the Je Joue is that you can plug it into the USB port on your computer and create your own grooves. Each motion the toy makes can be customized—how fast the nubbins move, how far they swing from side to side or move up and down, how strong the vibration is, and what pattern of pulsation you prefer. The Pleasureware software that comes with the Je Joue handset is surprisingly easy to use, and yes, it’s compatible with both PCs and Macs!

As someone who generally prefers the rockin’ vibrations of the Hitachi Magic Wand, I was initially skeptical of the Je Joue’s gentle vibes, but I was intrigued by the teasing, unpredictable motions it makes as it twirls and swirls. After using the Je Joue once, I had a revelation. I think that the manufacturers are indulging in euphemism when they say that the Je Joue mimics the "unique sensations of foreplay." Translation? The Je Joue actually recreates the sensations of oral sex!

Just like oral sex, for some folks the stimulation provided by the Je Joue might not be enough to be orgasmic. In which case, I say break out your favorite vibrator. Or your fingers. Or a willing partner! The Je Joue is really about the juicy, teasing motions that get women revved up, which makes it a great toy for people who want to pursue a less “goal-oriented” climb to orgasm—either during masturbation or partner sex.

I also think it’s a delightful toy for couples because partners can create new grooves for each other—either from home or from afar! Anyone can download the Pleasureware software for free at the Je Joue website. When you design a groove you love, you can post it online at the Pleasureshare page or send it to a friend or partner as an e-mail attachment.

All in all—for a $300 price tag—you can program the Je Joue to give you the ideal oral sex you've always dreamed of. A good investment! And a small price to pay, when you think about it.