Romantic Gift Guide:

When she opens the door — in lingerie that frames her most luscious assets — you wordlessly hand her a long-stemmed rose (made even more romantic by its vibrating blossom). You lead her to the bedroom, where you paint delicious chocolate on her skin with a fingertip, licking as you go. When she's begging for more, you set the Sqweel to lick her clit gently... and she closes her eyes as countless tongues caress her everywhere.

"By the time I count to ten, you should be naked," you command, lighting a massage candle to set the scene; her clothes are off by the time you hit seven. You slip the silky blindfold and restraints in place, securing her wrists to the bedposts. Her skin flushes with the soft smack of the whip, as you ease the tassels onto her hardening nipples. "The more noise you make, the tighter they get," you warn. And with a shy smile, she moans louder.

It's unfolding just like you planned: hot and heavy foreplay, then you ease the Duet ring around his shaft, and position the We-Vibe II so it hugs your G-spot and clit. With help from Entice by Babeland lube, you hit each other's perfect spots over and over. And just when you think you can't come once more, he grins and pulls the Sphere vibrator out from his bag, asking, "You didn't think you were the only one with a plan for tonight, did you?"

You present the full array of toys, and she's as excited as a kid at a candy store. You've both wanted to find her G-spot for a long time, and now you can't miss! You watch Open Invitation for erotic inspiration (and to pique your curiosity about threesomes, foursomes, etc.), and begin your anal explorations with the Bootie plug combo. Finally, she bends you over with the Spareparts Harness Combo. It's an evening of firsts, but not lasts...

The music thumps and pulses as you dance together, surrounded by countless sweaty bodies. With a flick of your sweetie's finger at their side, you feel a powerful buzz on your clit; before too long, you're shaking with orgasm. Your valentine grins, reaches for a cuff (masquerading as a bracelet) on your wrist, and gives you a wink to let you know what's coming when you get home (along with some spanking and delicious voyeurism).

She's crystal clear on your computer screen, with her Skype-responsive vibrator at the ready. Her voice, reading you an erotic story, is getting you as hard as ever. And when you plunge into the Fleshlight she sent you, every moan you make sends a buzz straight to her clit. After you come together, happy and exhausted, you smile and point to the MiMi you sent her. "That's for my next visit," you say. "And for every night until then."