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Fleshlight
Guest Toy Review:

The Fleshlight Gets Robert Through the Night

by Doctor Robert (winner of our second annual guest toy reviewer contest)For over 20 years now the ladies have had their pick of high-qualitysex toys, everything from durable, dependable vibrators to dildos madefrom silicone, tempered glass or even polished granite. But until veryrecently we males were stuck in the dark ages. For far too long, theonly options for men who wanted to get off solo boiled down tolaughably cheap rubber toys, the omnipresent inflatable ?love doll;?which only someone with extraordinary suspension-of-disbelief powerswould ever think of as ?realistic,? or the old standby, our own twohands. Self-administered hand jobs not only get tiresome real fast,they have the undesirable side-effect of de-sensitizing you to thepoint that after a prolonged dry spell, you end up having troubleresponding to the sensation of a real vagina when a sexual opportunityfinally does arise.Enter the Fleshlight.Two million dollars reportedly went into the development of thisproduct, and it shows! The words ?intercourse simulator? are not hype.The cyberskin inserts have about as much in common with the rubber?novelties? of old as The Ramones have in common with Britney Spears!The regular model, when properly lubed, does feel remarkably like areal vagina. I sometimes wish the handy hard plastic Fleshlight casewas instead a pair of lifelike artificial buttocks to grab onto whileusing it, but that?s one for the suggestion box. The nature of thesensations and orgasm with the Fleshlight arealmost identical to those of vaginal intercourse. While no sex toy, however sophisticated, will ever replace sex with another person, the Fleshlight isa very close second which can make dry spells a lot easier to take, orbe enjoyed for its own sake. We males finally have our equivalent ofthe venerable Hitachi Magic Wand.We now have a way to get ourselves off without becoming ?palm addicted?and ruining our ability to respond to sex with another person.