Babeland's 2023 Holiday Faves
Magic Wand Micro
The thing that makes the Magic Wand so iconic is the power and so the fact that they were able to squeeze all those 6500 RPM of the full-sized Magic Wand into a toy that can fit into a pocket is literally magic and you can’t tell us otherwise. With 3 speeds and 4 vibration patterns, this travel-ready toy gives quite the variety for exploring sensation all across the body. Plus, it goes without saying that this thing is ridiculously cute - I mean, who would have thought that we’d be out here suggesting a Magic Wand as a size-appropriate stocking stuffer? 10/10, no notes.
Schag’s Strokers
If you have a craft beer aficionado in your life, the Schag line of strokers can be the ideal gift to pair with a cold brew to unwind at the end of the day. Disguised as a tallboy of stout, lager, or ale - this stroker hides next-level pleasure in a cheeky travel-ready canister. The Schag stroker has a super-soft feel and will flex to fit a variety of shaft sizes while remaining snug for optimal grip and sensation, with multiple textured chambers and an air hole cleverly designed like the pop tab of the can allows you to adjust the suction to the level you love best. Grab a can or two for the barfly who deserves to take a load off this holiday season.
Pixii Rose Quartz Dildo
This crystal toy has full cottagecore witchy vibes and we are here for it. Pixii is made of high-quality, hypoallergenic body-safe rose quartz crystal - which, btw, is a healing crystal and the stone of self-love, emotion, and relationship healing - and has a contoured shape for G-spot massage. If you’re searching for something to give to the person who has everyone’s big three signs memorized, Pixii is it.
We-Vibe Sync O
Near, far, whereeeever you are - the newest member of the We-Vibe Sync line is ready to help you and your partner come together for the holidays. Combining the super-popular Sync C-shape with a new and unique flexible internal ring helps to keep that O-worthy sensation in place no matter your position - and allows for comfortable (and sensation-filled) penetrative play while you wear it. If you’re going to be far from your boo for the holidays, if you’re in an LDR, or if you just want to hand over control, the Sync O is able to be controlled from across the room to across the globe. Yes, please.
Le Wand Necklace Vibe
It’s giving couture. It’s giving elegance. It’s giving multiple orgasms. The Le Wand Necklace Vibe is a splashproof vibe with 8 vibration settings, but (to those not in the know) simply looks like a gorgeous statement necklace in gold, silver, rose gold, or gunmetal black. Besides its discreet appearance, the Necklace Vibe is also whisper-quiet for some DL play that you can always have on hand… or neck. You know what they say: if you stay ready, you don’t gotta get ready.
Love Triangle
This is a love triangle we’re more than happy to be caught up in. This discreet little air suction toy designed for clitoral stimulation (and is great for nipple stim, too, btw) is the perfect travel companion with a protective cover and a super quiet motor. Love Triangle has limitless settings when you link it to the Satisfyer Connect App which can turn ambient sound (like moaning) into sensation patterns or you can sync your fave Spotify playlist to quite literally vibe to the beat. For an extra thrill, you can also use the app to remote control the toy from anywhere and watch each other play via video chat - the app is GDPR-compliant, meaning it meets the requirements of German and European data protection, meaning meaning your private sesh stays completely private.
The Seeker
True to its name, the Seeker is a perfect find for the person looking to find that perfect spot. With a dramatic curve and topped with a bulbous head, this flexible silicone vibrator is designed to seek out and target the G-spot or P-spot to deliver spot-on pleasure. Flip the toy over and experience new sensations from the lineup of multiple rumbly vibrating beads. Perfect for vaginal or anal play, the possibilities are endless - which makes The Seeker quite literally pass the vibe check.
Ride ‘Em Denim Collection
If you’ve got a fellow Britney fan in your life who agrees that the only good to come out of that relationship was the matching Texas tuxedo moment at the 2001 AMAs (iykyk), this set of jean BDSM gear will have you saying oh baby, baby. Mix and match from a collection of ankle cuffs, wrist restraints, a blindfold, a collar / leash combo, a premium paddle, a breathable ball gag, nipple clamps, and even some reusable denim pasties. Made of soft and durable denim paired with nickel-free gold hardware, these toys offer both comfort and reliability during your play sessions. Honestly, we’d even rock the collar as a statement piece. Yee (and we cannot stress this enough) haw.
Namii Jouissance Club Edition
Okay, so the holidays may be all about gift-giving, but that also includes gifting yourself - and Namii can be your perfect winter stay-in plans. This 2-in-1 clitoral stimulator is made from ultra-soft silicone with suction that can go from feather soft and gentle to toe-curling powerful, plus a variety of vibration functions that can be used independently or at the same time. Even better, Namii works hands-free! The kit also has some super cute swag including a pleasure guide, stickers, metal bookmark, an iconic “two finger” necklace, storage pouch and limited art print by June Pla - and its elegant magnetic charging base doubles as a mood light. Serve, Namii.
