Guest Review: RodeoH Harness

Author: by Krista


From the moment Phoebe, our buyer, called me over to check out the RodeoH Harness, I knew I must have one. Working at Babeland and being a curious person in general, I have tried just about every style of harness, from g-string to two-strap to rope to underwear, from leather to nylon to spandex. Each style has its place and purpose, and some really basic styles are great for beginners, easy to adjust and get on and off quickly. Most styles include straps that can be tightened or loosened for easy access. That's great and all, but you can't really wear something with excess straps all day under your clothes, now can you? 


Initial Testing: Comfort and Fit

Before I even enlisted a partner to test the RodeoH for its intended purpose — a sexy, stylish, and secure harness — I had to test the fit and feel. This harness looks and feels just like cotton boy shorts, with a pocket in front for easy access (like in men's briefs) and a hole cut out in front. There's an O-ring sewn in for a dildo to slip through. For testing purposes, I decided I would wear them one day as choonies (underwear) under a long dress (nevermind that I was in need of doing some laundry, and they were the comfiest-looking undergarment I could find around my house).  The fit is meant to be snug. At the moment I wear size 12 pants, and the large size fits me snugly, but not too tight. The waistband makes a bit of smush, but it does not cut in and did not leave any marks on my sides after wearing it all day. This is the first time I wore a harness under my clothes all day long, and it was as comfortable as my softest cotton choonies.


Since that day, I have eagerly awaited the opportunity to put the RodeoH to the real test. I was lucky enough to find a willing test subject, also eager to help me in my pursuits. 


In Use: Ease and Security

"I want you to fuck me..." she said, "and you have to test that harness..." I couldn't deny that, and I am always eager to help a friend get what they want out of life. So in the wee hours of the morning, we killed two birds, so to speak. I slipped on my RodeoH and grabbed my super-pretty iridescent Leo, and a small Bullet Vibe. I fitted the dick with a colored Proper Attire Condom and slipped it easily in place. Did I say easy? Yes, I thought for sure I would be doing some fumbling the first time I slipped my dildo through the slit in the front of the Rodeoh Harness to get it through the O-ring and into place, but I was wrong. It slipped right in, and I didn't have to pull or tug on the fabric anywhere. We were ready to rock!


I tried this harness from both the top and the bottom. On top, everything stayed firmly in place, and I never once had to adjust the harness or my dildo. I used the Bullet Vibe inside the hole in the dildo, and the vibration was pleasurable for both of us. Next, we tested the harness with me on the bottom. In this position, the vibe was pushing uncomfortably against my pubic bone, so I reached into the harness and pulled it out. This was also not complicated, and allowed me to readjust the vibe into the top of the waistband of the RodeoH. It allowed for my partner to grind up against the vibe while she was on top of me. All in all, I think we found this harness to be great for our morning adventures.  


I love the idea of wearing the RodeoH all day and being ready for anything, with no one the wiser. I love that I can wear it as comfy choonies and a very effective harness. I love that there are no straps to adjust, tie off or push out of the way. I love the ease of use and I love that I just tossed it into my laundry basket this morning. This is my new favorite harness, and I can't wait to do some more testing with it! Thank you to Phoebe and RodeoH for the wonderful harness in exchange for my honest review.


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