Bipartisan Bunny Talking Vibrator Gets Our Vote




Had enough of robo-calls and mudslinging and there are still seven months to go before the Presidential Election on November 6th? Babeland has the antidote for you. Behold, the Bipartisan Bunny! We’ve taken one of our most popular styles of vibrator, the dual-action, and added technology that will let it talk dirty to you while you get off. Adding in the auditory sensation gives it that extra boost to get you through the next seven months stress-free.

Bipartisan Bunny appeals to both Liberals and Conservatives and comes in a patriotic red, white and blue motif. When you’re fantasizing about Rick Santorum, you can switch to the Red Channel and hear things like, “I’ll make you scream louder than a Fox News talk show host,” and “Lower, baby, and I mean lower than a billionaire’s tax rate.”

If you’re feeling lustful about Barack Obama, you can switch to the Blue Channel and hear, “We can do this together, yes, we can,” and “Occupy me.” Experience waves of pleasure while Bipartisan Bunny does all the work. Just make sure you stop long enough to get to register to vote and get to the polls!

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