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So it?s bad enough to be single circa Valentine?s day, but so much worse for those who aren?t single by choice: the newly-dumped.

Never fear, downtrodden dumpees! Get your face out of the Hagen Daas, put some pants on, and resist the urge to get a tattoo or something in a pathetic attempt to impress your undearly beloved. Yes, there?s a web site out there that feels your pain. Go directly to www.breakupnews.com.

This blog-style site allows you to create a report on your breakup, whether it was a two-week fling or busted engagement. Posts are also made about celebrity breakups, to serve as a reminder that even rock stars get served their walking papers. Let the world know exactly what a harsh hand you?ve been dealt without making a fool of yourself!

Hey, early dumphood ain?t all bad?your sympathetic friends will commiserate about what a jerk Dumper is, and you get the best reason to spend entire afternoons tucked away with your trusty Rabbit Habit or Fleshlight.

See? You?re going to be just fine. And in the meantime, ok, go get that Hagen Daas out of the freezer after all...