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onionI am a huge fan of the Onion. It has been one of the most consistently funny things around for years now. And, because I live in New York, it's everywhere.This week the Onion writes up an incredibly common problem in a hilarious (and over-detailed) way.
"As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I've got a lot on my plate. Between making the children's breakfast in the morning and making sure they brush their teeth at night, I hardly have any time to take care of myself. Sometimes, I just get so darn busy that I'll realize it's 6 p.m. and I haven't even eaten yet! Can you imagine? Not that I'm complaining, though. I love being a mom. But I'll tell you what?sometimes I find it just about impossible to find a spare moment to stimulate my clitoris until I reach glorious climax."
So awesome. The rest of the article continues this way - the first part of the paragraph is serious, the second part is a reasonably graphic description of masturbation that gets more and more graphic as the article continues. Although this is article makes me laugh, I'm sure it also has women (mothers and non) smiling because it's true. Often, of all of the things we want to do, when we get busy masturbation is the first thing to go. For me, it's the gym, then masturbation. But I'm extra lazy. Either we're too tired or too stressed out or a million other things, we just don't make the time.Well, I think it's time we start making the time. If masturbation disappears from your life (and I'm talking about single and partnered women here), take a few moments now to think about a time at least twice a week that you could set aside to masturbate. It doesn't have to be hours, it could just be 20 minutes, but see if you can stick to that time and watch what happens. Do you get hornier? Does your stress level go down? Regular orgasms and regular self-pleasure can have some fantastic effects. As the Onion says,
Because sometimes when you try to have it all, you end up losing what's most important to you: earth-shattering, toe-curling multiple orgasms.