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I'm posting this because I thought it was such a great write up of one of the free back-to-school events we hosted at our stores this fall. Students got treated to several mini-lessons, delivered in real Babeland style. It was beautifully written by Audrey in Seattle.Mr. Arbor, Professor Guinn and Professor Status.jpgLast night's Back To School night was SO MUCH FUN! It was really great to have practically our entire staff here working on making this such a successful night, teaching workshops, and helping the over 66 customers that came to attend all of our mini workshops. Almost everyone was on time and we had 61 students in the store with pencils in hand and ready to learn when we started exactly at 7:30 (tardiness will NOT be tolerated in MY classroom).Mr. Arbor was up first teaching Fellatio with the aid of his ?stunt cock? Evan. The students repeatedly erupted into laughter as Mr. Arbor smacked the flip chart with a ruler to emphasize his points. Ms. Denk then taught the basics of cunnilingus, muff diving and eating boxed lunches followed by a POP QUIZ on anatomy.Professor Status had everyone rolling in the aisles with the how to buy your first vibe seminar which started with ?since the dawn of time, people have been interested in the pleasures of V~I~B~R~A~T~I~O~N?.Mrs. P and our Stunk Cock Evan.jpgWe then took a short recess where students got to snack on milk, juice and cookies, ask questions and shop while we opened the doors to cool down the store a bit. Class started up again with everyone?s favorite topic ? Anal Sex. Our shop teacher Andrew got down to basics with some anatomy, techniques and toys for back door luvin?. Mrs. P then covered Babeland high tech toys including the Tantra Beam, High-Joy Bunny and Je Joue. Finally the night wrapped up with Professor Guinn covering the 3 main lessons of the G-spot (Lesson #1. It is NOT a Myth).Of the 66 students attending last night, 10 had never even been to Babeland before and of the remaining 56, only 10 of them had ever been to a Babeland workshop before. We had several Pop Quizzes throughout the evening (which way do you curve your fingers to stimulate the prostate? What is the Babeland Mantra for Anal Sex (answer: relaxation, lubrication, communication)? What are 2 of the 4 most common materials for vibrators?) and we gave away 22 ShowerBabes to people that answered the POP Quiz questions correctly.All in all, it was a truly exciting and fun evening. I?m so proud of all the seattle Sex Educators that got dressed up in their teacher and student outfits and that put together great mini workshops in true back to school style.Check out Babeland's other upcoming workshops! ps!