It's back to the awards that we ususally don't care about when we're watching the Oscars. At Babeland, however, these categories are just as important:Best Special Effects-SaSi- Technology has never felt better! The SaSi fits in the palm of your hand, yet delivers a powerhouse performance time and time again. Utilizing "Sensual Intelligence", SaSi can learn your favorite moves and settings. With the controls at your fingertips, you direct the movements and intensity of its undulating head, letting it work its magic on your own Benjamin Button. It's the closest thing to oral sex since...well, oral sex!Best Makeup-Shunga Chocolate Body Paint-- Usually actors complain about spending hours in the make-up trailer, but not anymore, thanks to Shunga Chocolate Body Paint. This rich, delicious chocolate sauce is easy to apply with a small paintbrush (included), but is more fun to take off, preferably by the eager mouth of a chocolate lover. So, decorate your leading lady with your chocolate designs, and then have fun getting them out of costume.