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As I sit at my desk facing the mid-morning snacky cravings, it's hard for me to believe that any sex toy could possibly be better than a meltingly delicious bar of chocolate.� Possibly one with peanut butter involved.� Or some kind of honey-caramelly-shortbready goodness.� But I digress!� The real issue at hand here is that one of our newest luxury vibes, Nomi Tang's innovative and beautiful Better Than Chocolate, is already a staff favorite.� It's intuitive, lovely, and functional as all get-out.� But is it REALLY better than chocolate?� Read on, and we'll put it to the test.Better Than Chocolate: As I open the top of the jewelry case-esque box, I'm met with plush white velvet and a glimpse of the vibe's generous swoops and graceful curves.� Looks interesting.� With the push of a button, the vibration starts; as I slide a finger along the iPod-ish control, the vibration increases, decreases, and works its way through thumpa-thumpa patterns like magic.Actual Chocolate: As I rip open the serrated edge of a plastic-coated wrapper, I'm met with the smell of awesome.� I bite into it and let it melt on my tongue.� It tastes great, and I'm only slightly distracted by the knowledge that I (and my coworkers) will soon have to deal with my sugar rush, crash, and cranky headachiness.� But live for the moment, I always say.Better Than Chocolate: I can't help but notice that the shape of this lovely toy is different from any other we carry.� The wide surface area and carefully designed contours mean that nearly anyone could have a good time with this sucker.� Girls and boys of all stripes, regardless of their genital happenings, would revel in the widespread rumblings and buzzings this shape provides.� I can hardly wait to take it home with me.Actual Chocolate: I can't help but notice that having eaten the whole thing, I only want more.� (Which is fine -- I'm a big advocate of honoring your cravings, if you couldn't already tell.)� But the thing I'm craving even more than another candy bar is a little shuteye.� Is it naptime yet?To be fair, if I were at home right now and able to indulge in both of these things at once -- a minute with the Better Than Chocolate, a bite of actual chocolate, and so on -- I would be absurdly happy.� Snacking, orgasms, and napping?� Yes, please.And so, friends, I give you my conclusion:� both the Better Than Chocolate and Actual Chocolate are excellent choices for the pleasure-seeker in all of us.� And if you put a gun to my head and made me choose, I'd close my eyes, grit my teeth, and say "Pull the trigger, man."