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freestyle-bedI've been working at Babeland for seven delightful years, and to this day, it still gives me a thrill that my job involves looking at and talking about sex toys.� Not only is it empowering and radical and sex-positive and all that good stuff, it's also plain old fun.� It's all I can do sometimes not to run around the office poking my coworkers with long, pointy toys and yelling "hee!" while I run away.� I am so lucky to work where I do, and I rarely forget it.That said, I and my Babeland cohorts look at/research/write about a LOT of toys.� We've seen amazingly innovative toys (like the We-Vibe), terrible toys, and totally baffling toys.� (Pussyfoot, anyone? I won't even bother to insert the link -- use your imagination and I think the image'll be fairly accurate.)� So when a toy, like the brand-new Freestyle, inspires us all to pull out our wallets and request a half-day at the office, it gives me pause -- this toy really must be something special.Long story short:� it is.� The Freestyle is available only at Babeland, and it's a wireless, insertable, rechargeable, splashproof toy that vibrates to the rhythm of your music, either from an iPod-esque device or any other audio player.� Essentially, you get to DJ your orgasm.� So here's what I'm thinking -- me, my Freestyle, my iPod, and a very special friend acting as my personal DJ.� From up to 25 feet away.� Or in the shower, if we want.� Or even at the library, with headphones on.� Or...I'll stop there, because I'm fairly certain that you don't have yours yet, and I don't want to rub it in (heh).� But seriously, be on the lookout for this one -- you'll even get a free gift when you buy the Freestyle from www.babeland.com or at one of our stores, because we like you.If you're not excited yet -- if you're not already crafting your sexiest playlists� -- then I just don't know what to tell you.� What's it going to take to make you understand the excellence that is the Freestyle?� If I need to show up at your place of employment wearing the vulva costume and singing the Freestyle's praises, I'll do it.� Really.� Don't test me.