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This month's celebrity sex toy, Sex in the Can by Fleshlight, is awarded to John Edwards, because if he'd had this handy masturbation sleeve around during his promising political ascension, he may not have ruined both his career and his marriage (the Edwards announced their separation this week) by having an extra-marital affair. That said, he's really just one of a whole slew of male politicians and celebrities who lay their careers and their relationships on the line because they can't keep their pants zipped: Tiger Woods, David Letterman, Mark Sanford, Eliot Spitzer, and of course Bill Clinton, to name a few.What astounds me is these guys don't seem to think they'll get caught, despite´┐Ż hounding media and ubiquitous cell-phone cameras. If only these boys had been introduced to the Fleshlight, which is adored by legions of men around the globe, they might have made smarter choices (hey, you can't program speed dial into the Fleshlight). And these sleeves boast all manner of features, so the dudes can get one that might, dare I say match their tastes: find one that vibrates, looks like pussy lips, resembles an ice-princess, or my all time favorite for these men: the Succu Dry, a sleeve that looks like a succubus.