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coneThere's one weekend left to shop. You've read all of the other holiday gift guides: Violet Blue on sex books, Mark Morford on everything, Tristan Taormino's new sex toy extravaganza. Is another list really necessary? It is if it's a bit more personal. If you know someone who fits the bill for any of the below, they're sure to like the toy.tFor the shy girl who "never masturbates" and "has never watched porn": Aqua Erotica. Waterproof books are great for taking into a nice private bath. And, she won't have to worry if she drops it when her fingers start rockin'For the former rodeo queen who misses feeling the "saddle between her legs": The Cone. Who knew they would make a vibrator that you could actually mount?underthebedFor your friend with a platform bed or a mattress on the floor: Under The Bed Restraints. Don't have a bedpost? No worries. All you need to tie someone up but good is a mattress and 10 minutes to get the surprise set up (with consent, of course!)For the boy who likes a pinky up his ass every now and then (you're out there, I know you are): Aneros. Go on, take it one step further. The testimonials don't lie - it feels amazing.For your tongue tied friend whose boyfriend wants her to take charge but she doesn't know where to start: Candida Royalle's How to Tell a Naked Man What To Do. The name says it all. And Candida Royalle rocks.silverbulletFor the couple that likes to do everything together: The Babeland Silver Bullet. One person holds the toy, while the other controls the vibration. Who does what? You figure it out! This egg vibe is a classic for a reason.For the girl who says "I bet you can't get your whole hand inside me...": Gloves and Eros Silicone Lube. You'll need a lot of patience and the smoothest surface possible. Take it slowly and enjoy the feeling of your hand being surrounded by deliciousness. Oh, and don't forget A Hand in the Bush: A guide to vaginal fisting.For you friend who watches too much mainstream porn and doesn't know what he's missing: Behind the Green Door. Nothing beats the classics and Behind the Green Door does not disappoint. My favorite part is the audience: people of every color, shape, age, etc all getting it on with lovely abandon. Cookie cutter porn stars - be gone!ge, etc all getting it on with lovely abandon. Cookie cutter porn stars - be gone!