One of the best toy reviews ever! Not just that the toy is good, but the review is so entertaining and smart.  What a great writer: she manages snarky and sincere at the same time, which is no easy feat!

The Womanizer was phenomenally popular in 2015. The Womanizer and the Magic Wand Rechargeable were the two most popular new vibes of 2015 for us.

A lot of people report that the Womanizer’s sucking action gave them immediate powerful orgasms, Epiphora doesn’t have quite that story, but still a positive review and one of the most honest and detailed we’ve ever read.

And did I mention entertaining:

“Shaped like an ear thermometer or zit zapper, the Womanizer looks less like a pleasure device and more like it’s supposed to diagnose my clit or remove errant materials from my orifices. Gaudy as all get-out, I assume the company’s only source of information about their target market was an alien whose two earth-souvenirs were a VHS tape of Poison music videos and a copy of Pretty Pretty Princess. I “chose” the blue snakeskin design, apparently unable to let go of that dark time in my life when I thought snakeskin-printed pants made me look ~cool~.”

Read the whole thing at:

http://www.heyepiphora.com/2015/12/review-womanizer/