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That headline is actually a slogan being put out by Austrians to try to sexy up Europe's image. It's part of a campaign called "Temptress Europe" designed to put Europeans in touch with their continent's more sensuous side. You have just got to love that. Can you imagine any legislative body in America actually discussing making America sexier? Our politicians devote way more time trying to make it look like no one here ever has sex. And none of us is surprised right? Because the Europeans actually make anatomically correct dolls, they publish sexier magazines, they condone sex education in schools�and a woman's right to choose, and they get a month's vacation to rejuvevenate body and soul each year. They understand that sexuality infuses everything we do from birth to death, and that it's something to be celebrated and cherished.Yup, I'm all for Europe slipping on its sexiest negligee and showing off its hot self. After all, in a recent survey Austrians reported being the most satisfied with their sex lives, so I'm all ears if they want to share their secrets. And you know what's at the top? Food of course! Because a Sweet Europe, is a Sexy Europe!