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How Pornography Can Help You to Get Through [the Sadness, Bitterness, Anger and Hopelessness of] a Breakup

has your heart recently taken a walloping? left you feeling bitter, lonely, sexually frustrated and generally hopeless about relationships with human beings? you try to masturbate but you can't stop thinking of the last time you made love to your sweetie and when you finally come you start to cry. or worse yet, you masturbate and can't get the picture of you sweetie with someone new out of your head and you can't come at all.your libido is one of the first casualties of a post-breakup depression [or any depression for that matter]. but fear not folks, because...pornography is here to help!the first step is to peel off that stanky old shroud of bitterness. you know the one - it smells like a weeks worth of self pity and stale beer. why? because you're only a remote click away from having an orgy in your living room!start by turning on Tristan Taormino's bestselling dvd Chemistry. Seven porn stars living in the same house for 36 hours and given the green light for whatever they want to do.remember when you were rejected because you didn't have that certain je ne sais quoi that your partner needed? well, forget about it because now you've got hoards of people just waiting to turn you on and get you off. How about Jenna Jameson, Belladonna, Evan Stone and Mr. Marcus all in one night?Check out: Jenna Uncut and Uncensored, No Warning, Curse Eternal and Fuck.at this point you've probably managed to wack off a couple of times and have started to shake a bit of those heartbroken blues. so it's time for the final step.remember how boring sex got with your ex because they only got off in one way and never wanted to try anything new? forget about that too because it'll never happen again - you're going to be a sexpert!step one: learn to love yourself better while watching Nina Hartley's Guide to Masturbation.step two: Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Fellatio, Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Cunnilingus, or better yet - both!step three: Nina Hartley's Guide to Multiple Orgasms. who said getting too much of a good thing was bad?now that you're on your way to becoming a pro there's no way the next person won't truly love you forever this time. is this kind of delusional thinking completely healthy? maybe not but lets face it, there are many more worse post-break up things you could be doing so, buck up champ and go in for another round!f="http://store.babeland.com/videos-dvds-all/chemistry" target="_blank">Chemistry. Seven porn stars living in the same house for 36 hours and given the green light for whatever they want to do.remember when you were rejected because you didn't have that certain je ne sais quoi that your partner needed? well, forget about it because now you've got hoards of people just waiting to turn you on and get you off. How about Jenna Jameson, Belladonna, Evan Stone and Mr. Marcus all in one night?Check out: Jenna Uncut and Uncensored, No Warning, Curse Eternal and Fuck.at this point you've probably managed to wack off a couple of times and have started to shake a bit of those heartbroken blues. so it's time for the final step.remember how boring sex got with your ex because they only got off in one way and never wanted to try anything new? forget about that too because it'll never happen again - you're going to be a sexpert!step one: learn to love yourself better while watching Nina Hartley's Guide to Masturbation.step two: Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Fellatio, Nina Hartley's Guide to Better Cunnilingus, or better yet - both!step three: Nina Hartley's Guide to Multiple Orgasms. who said getting too much of a good thing was bad?now that you're on your way to becoming a pro there's no way the next person won't truly love you forever this time. is this kind of delusional thinking completely healthy? maybe not but lets face it, there are many more worse post-break up things you could be doing so, buck up champ and go in for another round!