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Yes Vulva Blog readers, Toys in Babeland loves men. We learned long ago that men are just as happy as women are to get accurate sex information and quality toys, and we've always been pleased to deliver the goods. So Clit Girl and I made a couple of stops at men's magazines, the first of which was Maxim. While waiting in the reception area at Maxim (Clit Girl is off in the high security bathroom), I?m surrounded by gigantic blow-ups of former magazine covers featuring scantily clad female celebrities. I fantasize about pushing a magic button that will deflate all of those silicone-enhanced breasts back to their natural size.In the conference room two editors check out our toys, dismissing most of them, even the infamous male masturbation sleeve, the Fleshlight. I blush when one of them lays it on the line, ?Hey, all our readers want to know is where the clit is. They?re just 21-year-old guys who want to know how to get laid.? Of course the irony doesn?t escape me: Maxim succeeds because it indulges men?s fantasies of being bedded by Janet Jackson or Pam Anderson, but should they ever find themselves in bed with one of these hot babes they wouldn?t know how to get her off. I imagine myself, the giant vulva, gracing the cover of the next Maxim, with little ?lick me here? thought bubbles all over.By the way, if you're a Maxim reader, or you just want to know where the clit is, we can tell you all about it.