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adI'll confess that I spend a small portion of every Sunday drooling over the luxury condo ads in the New York Times Magazine. Although I would never be able to afford to live in those buildings and would probably hate nearly everyone once I moved in, there's still something about sweeping views, floor-to-ceiling windows and sub zero fridges that just turns me on a little bit. It's real estate porn.I think photographs of actual apartments are sexy enough which is why I was more than shocked to see this ad staring up at me from the most recent issue of Time Out New York (thanks, Gawker). Having a beautiful woman sitting on a couch in an apartment is one thing - sex sells and I'm used to that by now but sometimes people go to far. Insinuating that your hot pad will get her to spread her legs in such an overt manner was just too much for me to handle. Plus, as pretty as I'm sure she is (I can only see her leg...) that view of Manhattan in the background is amazing! Look at that, sexy dude with your shirt halfway off!Also, as Copyranter points out, why does he look so weirdly bored?