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Maybe it's not such a big deal, but I'm pretty stoked that BarackObama or someone from Obama's Twitter page is now following Babeland_Toys on Twitter.While we're getting little updates like: "Just finished a major policy address in Toledo, OH. Read my full 'Economic Rescue Plan for the Middle Class' at http://tinyurl.com/4nvlyl", Obama's staying up to date on our Penis Cupcake Contest -- which, everyone should enter.� Let's face it, nothing says "Go-Bama" like a penis cupcake.So what do you think Obama's favorite toy is?� If I had to reccomend one to him, I'd suggest the Sasi.� The trail to the White House can be long and grueling, with Obama on the road more than at home.� Can't you just imagine Barack telling Michelle that he'll be flying a red eye out to Indianapolis, but not to worry because he's programmed a special something into her Sasi vibrator.� After all, the "Change We Can Believe In" is a vibrator that actually learns what we like.But what would Barack Obama suggest to the middle class in need of economic and sexual rescue?� I would venture to guess the Babeland Body kit.� For $25, you get the all the basics to get through any crisis: a vibe, a condom, massage oil, and a bath fizzy for clean up.� Plus all the ingredients of Babeland's bodyline are organic.� So it helps keep our country green, while offering relief to those who truly need it.In all fairness, although extremely stomach turning, I'll speculate that McCain's a big fan of (or in desperate need of) the Maverick Cock Sleeve and a good dollop of our Gun Oil lube.