[pictured: bluemotion Cuddle Vibe]

A new crop of vibrators with globe-spanning app controllers let you share erotic experiences from very far away.

We Vibe, whose wearable couples vibrator delivers the dream of intercourse with hands-free clitoral vibration, has upped the already huge appeal of its product by developing an app remote. Now the We Vibe 4 Plus’s 10 modes and 2 motors can be orchestrated from afar. If only your penis could teleport too, life would be perfect.

Ohmibod’s Cuddle Vibe works with an app that has a lot of tricks up its sleeve: pre-packed vibration routines, touch the screen to make your own vibe patterns, convert sound- your voice, music, the cacophony of a football match- to vibration. Or tip the phone to increase the intensity of vibration. Lots to play with!

Je Joue has two new pleasure objects: Nuo for the butt and Dua for the clit and G-spot. Using the Je Joue app each can be controlled from across the room or across the world.

**wherever your phone has connection, & yes I made up a new definition of the verb- To orgasm, as in to cause someone else to orgasm. As in “orgasm your lover from across the world.”