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Customer Service: (888) 289-8423
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Ever wondered what it would be like to be a Babeland sex educator? Recently, a reporter from Women's Health Magazine stopped by our Seattle location to learn the ropes (so to speak). I think it's safe to say she learned a lot.

At first, she was a little hesitant to learn about everything...

"Now we're moving on to lube," Audrey says.

I am about to tell Audrey that I am afraid that even touching lube will bring on early menopause when - splat- I've been slimed. "Rub your fingers together," Audrey says. The entire Babeland staff has gathered around, each eager to show me a favorite brand of lube.

Next, I dutifully undergo a lecture on 25 brands of condoms. My vibrator lesson is shorter than you might think - turns out I really do understand the clitoris. But eventually she was ready to try it on her own...

My first customer is a dude who tells me he's afraid that if his girlfriend gets off with a vibrator she won't want to have intercourse with him anymore. I assure him that there's absolutely zero chance of that happening - that what people like about sex is contact and closeness, and perhaps he would like to buy a vibrating ring that they can use together?

Then a married couple comes in. They're totally hot for each other, but a medication she's taking is giving her dryness issues. I remember the lube combination - Sliquid Silk with a silicone-based lube, either Eros or Pink - that's best for serious dryness. They run out of the store smiling, with their hands all over each other's butts.

And then she learns why we all love working at Babeland so much...

"Oh my God," I say after they've gone. "You guys, like, actually help people live happier lives! You give people the tools to make sex better". Before this moment I honestly believed that sex didn't qualify as good if it needed "enhancements".

Amen. I couldn't agree more.