Main Entry: sassy Pronunciation: \?sa-s?\ Function: adjective Inflected Form(s): sass�i�er; sass�i�est Etymology: alteration of saucy Date: 18331: impudent2: vigorous, lively3: distinctively smart and stylishNow let?s take our adjective, wave our magic wand, and turn it into a noun with an entirely new spelling: SaSi. Still vigorous and lively, definitively smart and stylish, and above all possessing more than a soup�on of sass, it seems that we?ve been discussing the SaSi a lot around these parts. Perhaps I should also tell you that we?ve beautiful, glossy signage of the SaSi in our retail boutiques; or that we spend large portions of our staff meetings discussing the SaSi?s merits; or that we?re planning an upcoming event on sensation play with the SaSi. Would you believe that there is already a waiting list for the SaSi; or that Wired and MSNBC have reported on its cutting-edge technology; or that my coworker, a discerning sex-toy aficionado, is already planning to purchase one for his partner? These are dyed in the wool truisms as well. Despite all the hype (both internet-ally and real-worldly), I can also offer a list of why the SaSi is going to be the best sex toy since sliced bread:1. The SaSi is the first toy to utilize Sensual Intelligence (e.g. it learns and remembers what you like). To quote JeJoue, the makers of SaSi:

A smooth, rounded head undulates under a thin, silky cover, creating a soft kneading sensation that can be customized by adjusting movement type, speed and vibration.SaSi has two modes. In Natural Mode SaSi does what it is told. It comes pre-programmed with 5 movements, which are easily selected by navigating left or right.In Learn Mode SaSi gradually morphs from one movement to another, trying new sensations. If you dislike a particular movement simply skip to the next one. SaSi will remember this and is less likely to use it again. If SaSi creates a sensation you really like, press the ?don?t stop? button. SaSi will remember and use it again next time.Just like a good partner, SaSi gives a different experience every time whilst still incorporating the movements you like best.

2. The SaSi is body-friendly. Make of sleek, elegantly colored hard plastic, it is coated with an ultra-thin, medical-grade, latex- and phthalate-free silicone membrane. Cleaning is a breeze, as the membrane is removable; and word on the street has it that different colored and textured membranes will be available to further customize your onanistic experience.3. The SaSi is elegant, ergonomic, and discreet. Available in lush plum, tender violet, or classic black, the SaSi resembles high-end cyberpunk accoutrement moreso than it does, say, a classic vibrator like the Slimline or Hitachi Magic Wand. You needn?t hide SaSi in your underwear drawer, but instead can safely place it by your MacBook Pro for all to admire (I, for one, first thought it was a next generation wireless mouse).4. The SaSi is wonderfully, greenly eco-friendly. Do you worry about the number of batteries hitting landfills? Worry no more, for SaSi comes equipped with its own recharging base; and because it is rechargeable, you?ll be patting your wallet knowing that you?ve side stepped purchasing about 100 batteries per year.5. The SaSi is unique. To put it simply, there is nothing (and I mean nothing) on the market like it. If you are like me, and crave beautifully designed, tech-savvy, and utterly functional erotic toys, the SaSi is calling to you with its sweet, sweet siren?s song. But don?t just take my word for it: view our YouTube demonstration of the SaSi, or take in a thoughtful, titillating guest review... then join the masses in placing your own name on the waiting list for this delightful, sassy new treat.Join us in celebrating our 15th Anniversary by entering to win a gift basket of our 15 All Star Toys (including the SaSi)?a value of $1200!asi-vibrator-by-babeland">SaSi is wonderfully, greenly eco-friendly. Do you worry about the number of batteries hitting landfills? Worry no more, for SaSi comes equipped with its own recharging base; and because it is rechargeable, you?ll be patting your wallet knowing that you?ve side stepped purchasing about 100 batteries per year.5. The SaSi is unique. To put it simply, there is nothing (and I mean nothing) on the market like it. If you are like me, and crave beautifully designed, tech-savvy, and utterly functional erotic toys, the SaSi is calling to you with its sweet, sweet siren?s song. But don?t just take my word for it: view our YouTube demonstration of the SaSi, or take in a thoughtful, titillating guest review... then join the masses in placing your own name on the waiting list for this delightful, sassy new treat.Join us in celebrating our 15th Anniversary by entering to win a gift basket of our 15 All Star Toys (including the SaSi)?a value of $1200!