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Saw this on Esquire and had to share.

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shakin' for? She's gonna eat me."

Share your sex toy jokes with us. We'll pick a favorite on Friday, June 17th at noon and the winner gets a Shag Factory Flower Power Vibe, in honor of Austin Powers, who knew that sex was an unending source of amusement. So go ahead, make us laugh in the comments!