You know the words: "Rubber duckie, you're the one. You make bath-time lots of fun.." Ernie said it first, and he said it best. This week's toy review is all about the duckie.Why the duckie? A few reasons. First, it's probably the most discreet vibrator around. I was staying at a friend of the family's house a few weekends ago and they had duckies in their shower. My first thought was "awwww.... how cute". And then I remembered that some ducks vibrate. These did not. But you can bank on most people not knowing this little fact and this allows you to display your vibrator proudly and have people think you have an adorable sense of style.Second, the duckie has a great rumbling vibration that goes throughout the whole body. The different textures of the head, tail and body give you lots of options for stimulation. And, I've heard that if you turn it on in the tub, it will swim around. What more could you ask for?It used to be that a simple, yellow ducky was enough to do the trick. But, like all classics, the duckie needed an upgrade. You can now get glamorous "Paris" duckies with feather boas and crystals in black and pink. I'm all for the classics (so is Fleshbot) but I think all of us at Babeland actually squealed when we saw these new duckies. They are Hott.Babeland isn't the only sex toy lover who has a thing for the new duckies. The tech blogs are writing up a storm. Shiny Shiny, a blog about gadgets for women has a cute review and Tech Digest has a nice one as well.And last but not least, for old time's sake, a little song from the muppet we love so much: