Jiz Lee, my favorite of all of the Crash Pad lovelies, is having a contest on her blog about sexy dorks and giving away a prize from Babeland!

The good news is, I may not be alone. Are you a sexy dork too? Babeland gave me permission (because they?re cool like that) to host contests on my site where I can award sex toys to lucky folks at my discretion. Sweet! This year they turned 15 years old ? making them the longest running lesbian/female-owned sex toy store on the planet! High fives!*

So, I?ll choose a winner who comments about the following: Describe a ?Sexy Dork Moment? from your experience, and share as much as you like about it. Was it funny dirty-talk? A silly decision that makes you laugh out loud later? Let?s have fun with sex again; sex is fucking fun.

So, if you want to win some sex toys, get on over there and declare yourself to be a sexy dork. (Also, at the top of that post, she mentions someone named Dallas. It's not me.) Here are just a few ways that I am most certainly a sexy dork:

1. I work at Babeland

2. Listening to my partner talk about law school turns me on

3. When watching porn, I get distracted by figuring out which toy they're using

4. I once used love of roller skating to try to attract someone