Now that taxes are over, it's time to look forward to that $600 check coming from the Bush administration. I've been thinking long and hard about what I want to do with mine. At first, I thought I'd put it all in the bank because the administration wants us to spend it and I don't want to do anything that the administration wants me to do. But then I thought - it would probably make them even more mad if I gave part of it away to a stellar organization that they would hate (like Medical Students for Choice or Barack Obama) and spend the rest of it on dildos, vibrators and butt plugs! And so that's just what I'm going to do.The thing about the stimulus package is that it's free money. You get a collapsing economy to go with it, but it's still free money. So why not give some of it away and then buy something nice for yourself? It's $600 after all. You could buy the Sasi and the Gigi and still have plenty left over. I'm going to call this Half n Half. I'll donate half of my stimulus package to an organization fighting the religious right and spend the other half on sex toys and other assorted items that will also help defeat the forces of evil. Want to join me? Tell me where you're giving and spending your stimulus package in the comments.Dykes to Watch Out For apparently had the same thought I did (at least about buying sex toys), check out this awesome strip on the economy. And read this strip everyday anyway because it's fantastic.