
Sundays are a day of worship for some, a morning of brunching for others, and for many more still a fine opportunity for leisurely sex toy shopping expeditions. Several Sundays past, we were paid a visit by one of the Babeland Seattle?s regulars, The Doctor.A spry woman known amongst the staff for her boisterous peals of laughter, The Doctor is indeed a bonafide medical practitioner; I am told that she is an avid proponent of transgender health care, and rumor has it that she had a part in the classic women?s tome, ?Our Bodies, Ourselves.? She has fished more than her fare share of objects from the rectums of unfortunate souls, carefully sealing some of these in biohazard baggies, then bringing them in to drive the ?always use a flared base for butt play? point home. She loves sleek and hypoallergenic materials:
silicone,
glass, medical-grade plastic, and surgical steel. In other words, The Doctor is a woman after our own hearts.The Doctor was on a mission this Sunday; due to injury, she had been out of commission for some odd months and was in need of an update on Babeland?s new wares. After she had pored over the book selection for close to an hour, I was summoned to give her the low-down on what was new and what was going faster than a plateful of hotcakes on Fat Tuesday. We settled comfortably by the
luxury vibes, where each lovely gadget was explained in full detail, and the choice was narrowed down to Jimmy Jane?s deluxe
Form 6 and Vibratex?s innovative new
Rosebud dual-action vibrator.The Rosebud won out. A silky pink treat, the Rosebud is the first dual-action vibe made of silicone, and has quickly become a rising star on the sales floor. For those looking for a non-realistic toy, or for those of us looking for less length (but ample girth), the Rosebud is a dream. An adjustable little sea creature of a clit stimulator is a whimsical departure from the much-beloved
Rabbit, but still packs the same punch as its leporid counterpart; and as for the shaft, I can clench it firmly in both fists (which I demonstrated for The Doctor), and it still keeps on going. Perfectly shaped for
g-spot stimulation, this sweetheart will not give out even if you have the PC muscles of Wonder Woman herself.Bundled up with her new purchase, The Doctor bid us a fond
adieu. I for one look forward to her next visit, along with the chance to introduce her to more tricks and treats to add to her Sunday shopping bag.