I love making tea. My teapot sounds like a foghorn when the water is boiling which I think is fantastic. Even better is this brilliant idea (pictured). Turning unexpected household objects into sex toys is always fun and in this case, hilarious.I think if I could have any dildo put onto a teapot, it would have to be Woody. Although Buck would be a close second.What dildo would you put on your teakettle? Leo? Bandit? Brando?