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Happy winter holidays, friends!� Hope you're having a good end of the year, and looking forward to an even better 2010.� But even if you can't really get it up to party hard with the big snowy holidays this year (or even if you can), may I suggest a real reason to celebrate?� Drumroll, please...the Sqweel is now available for pre-order, exclusively from Babeland!What makes the Sqweel so exciting, you may ask?� Well, I'll tell you.� The Sqweel was previously only available in the U.K., but its ten-silicone-tongued glory took the U.S. blogosphere by storm.� Blog readers have been lining up, asking where they could find this little wonder.� And why not?� For a lot of folks, tongues are the height of sensuousness and pleasure-giving goodness.� So if you had a little motorized wheel with ten velvety soft tongues attached, ready to thrum in steady succession against your clit/balls/nipple/anus/perineum/you-name-it, wouldn't you bust out the lube and go to town?� Don't tell me you wouldn't, because I don't believe you.Like I said, until now, the Sqweel has only been available overseas.� So it's with great pleasure that I tell you that now, Babeland will be one of two exclusive online U.S. sellers of the Sqweel!� And in terms of actual brick-and-mortar stores, we're the only store that'll be selling them here.� Very exciting!� And just as exciting is that if you pre-order your Sqweel now, we'll ship it to you free of charge in mid-January.� So get on it already!� And then let us know how you like it, please and thank you.