Will the wonders of Google never cease? A few days ago they released software that allows people to search the US Patent office archives for every patent ever registered. Some people might use this to look up the most ingenious mop ever made but it appears that some people's minds went straight to sex toys.The folks at
Homemade Sex Toys, a great site if you need to turn your nerf football into a sex toy, have found some of the most amazing sex toys
ever invented. I don't know how many of these have actually been made, but kudos to these creative people for coming up with a chin rest for your tongue during cunnilingus and a dildo that ejaculates set to a timer! If this doesn't inspire you to make your own creation, nothing will.
