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Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes that some sex toys soon would be there.

Two lovers were nestled all snug in their beds

While visions of vibrators danced in their heads.

She in her kerchief and I in my cap

Had just settled down for a fantasy-filled nap.

When down in the bed there arose such a clatter

I looked underneath to see what was the matter.

Under the comforter I flew like a flash

Threw off the pillows and undid her sash.

The moon on her breasts and lovely torso

Gave a flushed-like luster to objects below.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a miniature vibrator and some remote-controlled gear.

It looked like a butterfly and with one little flick

I controlled the way it tickled her clit.

More rapid than eagles her orgasms came

And she whistled and shouted and called them by name.

"Now Dasher Now Dancer Now Prancer and Vixen

On Comet, On Cupid, On Donder and Blitzen."

She writhed and she came, at my beck and call

She wanted the big one, she said, dash it all!

As quiet will reign before the big O can fly

Till it reaches its peak and then mounts to the sky.

So mouth to her breast, I knew what to do

I teased her and pleased her till she nearly blew.

And then in that second she came with such might,

I fell off the bed and landed upright.

As I drew in my head and was turning around

Down to the floor she came with a bound.

She radiated sex from her head to her feet,

And her skin was aflame with sexual heat.

A bundle of toys she had pulled from a sack,

And she straddled me hard as I laid on my back.

Her eyes how they twinkled, her dimples how merry

As she took the butt plug and then popped my cherry.

Her droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow

As she stroked my shaft and proceeded to blow.

The length of my rod she he held clear of her teeth

And her lips it encircled the head like a wreath.

With her ass in my face I could lick her firm clit

And she sucked while I lapped and we sighed quite a bit.

I was chubby and plump a right jolly old elf

And I laughed at the two of us enjoying ourselves.

A wink of her eye and a twist of my head

Was the signal it seemed to get back on the bed.

We spoke not a word, but went straight to our work

I filled up her stocking and we came with a jerk.

And laying beside her, content in repose

She gave me the nod and quickly I rose.

I sprang to my sleigh and to my team gave a whistle,

And away we all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard her exclaim before I drove out of sight

Merry Christmas Santa, and to you a good night!



Thanks to Anne, Babeland's Marketing Director for the holiday inspiration. Try reading this aloud with your partner to create your own sexy experience.