Va-what now? If you missed this story a few weeks ago, let me break it down for you. Remember Bedazzling in the '80's? It's like that, but for your vagina (well, vulva, really). Apparently it involves decorating your pubic area with little crystals. I don't think people were talking very much about it until Jennifer Love Hewitt mentioned that she did it to "feel good about her privates". Now I'm worried it's going to become some kind of fad. \I have to say that I really loved News Portal's take on this:"To feel good about your privates you have to superglue crystals to them? May I suggest that perhaps there are better solutions, like therapy or Toys in Babeland?"Yes! I agree. And, if you still feel the need for tiny jewels in your life, might I recommend the Red Diamond Vibrator?